Saturday, 7 October 2017

SOME MUSCLE FOR THE WEEKEND!

Bearded German woofy gruffsters! Outrageously coloured, shiny as shit posing trunks! Scrunchy faced, 'tude packed posers! Tan streaked muscle pups in DESPERATE need of a towel! They're all here in a brand new beef packed post featuring some of the best pics from last weekend's huge EVLS Prague show!

Let's start with the 212 class lads! Time was I would have gone straight to the pics of a show's open class, and checked out the 212 class pics as an after thought. These days I can't get enough of those short-arsed, turbo charged, pocket rocket mini muscle bulls! The likes of Flex Lewis, Ahmad Ashkanani and Jose Raymond, who are almost as fucking wide as they are tall, who's tummies seem to get more distended (ruff!), and whose posers seem to get shinier (slurp!) with every show they compete in! Sadly none of those aforementioned freaks were in Prague, so let's take a look at who was...

First up, cheeky German muscle bull and nipple tweaking expert Steve Benthin! Last seen with his grubby mitts on everyone's favourite Czech, chipmunk cheeked cutie Milan Sadek (pic here and fucking VIDEO here)! With his big bald head, grizzly bear beard, endearingly cheeky and oh-so-sexy grin (not to mention the fucking slabs of outrageously developed and beautifully sliced BEEF hanging off his bones), Mr Benthin is the very definition of a woof worthy bodybuilder! Oh, and he's only sporting some of THE hottest GOLDEN coloured posing trunks I've seen in a long fucking while. Perhaps since Canadian muscle pup Samuel Dixon stuffed his outrageously huge ass into those gloriously golden Muscle Potential bad boys (see here)!





 







Whooops! Looks like Steve's golden posers have gotten a little mucky and the tan has rubbed off on to the straps and bulge, which as you all probably know I just absolutely HATE to see!






And as you can bloody see, Steve fills out those golden numbers VERY fucking well! JEEEEZ-US!!




ONLY at a show in Europe would you see THESE kinds of scenes in a pump room!! He clearly doesn't give a fuck that everyone can see his bare naked bum and that his cock's in a fucking sock. LOVE IT!! Psssst! Nice slippers Steve!!


And have you ever seen Steve cranking up the 'tude as much as he does here?! Maybe those golden posers have magical powers. Whoever puts them on becomes a cocky as fuck, 'tude packed animal! Here he is cranking out with another lad I love...Brit bull Ricardo Correia! Fucking go for it lads!!








And lastly, a video of Steve owning the stage and working that ever adoring crowd up into a muscle crazed frenzy!


And now more of gap toothed, turtle tummied muscle bull Ricardo! GORGEOUS physique, awesome fucking trunks and, as you've seen already, a cheeky little bugger when he's ripping up the stage and showing off his obscenely developed BEEF!








And while Steve's wearing nothing but a sock and Ricardo's having a bop in the middle of the pump room(!), German muscle pup and amateur competitor Adolf Burkhard (more of him further down) is getting his big beefy bod all tanned up by one lucky bugger. Now I'm not condoning acts of violence, but, if I was given the chance to "accidentally" knock that man in the black t-shirt over the head while he pops to the toilet and return to finish the job...I would most probably take it! I'm sure he'd regain consciousness in an hour or two, when the show's finished and Adolf's tan has streaked to buggery under the heat of the stage lights and completely wrecked his posing trunks. No harm done!



Oi Adolf! Stop harassing Ronny Rockel and get back here. Your tan job's not finished. What's that Ronny, you could do with an oil up too? GET IN!!



And here's Steve, Ricardo, Ronny and others cranking out and showing he audience what incredible, shiny trunk sporting FREAKS they are! Steve and Ricardo battling it out for the title of the cockiest animal in the line up!













And here's an insane video Mr Correia, who seems to just be revelling in the amazingness and all out fucking freakiness of his physique (FUUUUCK!!)...

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And another one of Ricardo going NUTS on stage, slamming down cheeky most muscular after most muscular, with Steve getting in on the action too!

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On to the opens now, and (by far) my favourite competitor of the class...British muscle beast Nathan De Asha!! God I love Nathan. The bod, the beef, the quads, the tits, the tude, the TRUNKS...everything is just first fucking class!












Also grabbing my attention in the open class, Tomas Kaspar, who's as bloody GORGEOUS as he is huge, Croatian meat monster Petar Klancir, Czech cutie Lukas Osaladil who is fucking killing me his super duper shiny green trunks and THOSE fucking glutes(!), mass monster and cocky poser extraordinaire Roelly Winklaar and stupidly handsome Swiss muscle mountain Lukas Wylar!


















Anyone remember Daniel Toth?! He's BACK and he's just as beast-like as ever!



JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!! LOOK AT THOSE TRUNKS!! Shiny. Tiny. Slinky. Slurpy little fuckers! Beautiful colour too. It just doesn't get any more outrageous than wearing metallic pink trunks!! FYI this guy is called Maor Zaradez and he's from Israel!




Jeeeeezus!! Now Dexter's rocking some pink metallic slurpers too!! Was it a two for one deal lads?!



And finally...on to the amateur part of the show! Lets start by giving out a few awards. First up, the All Out Cockiest (Fuuuuuck!)/Tude Packed Poser award, which (hands fucking down) goes to Adolf Burkhard (spelt Burghardt on some sites)!














Posing like this just has to be seen in action! Skip to the last part when he unleashes that volley of cocky-as-fuck, 'tude packed MM's! Jeeeez-us!!


Next up, the award for the Hottest Hair and Trunks Combo which goes to outrageously hot mohawked, shiny poser sporting Czech muscle bull Petr Brezna...











Next up, the Scrunchiest Bugger On Stage award goes to the junior class winner Patrik Valach...







And lastly, the award Muckiest Sweat And Tan Drenched Bugger/Most Desperately In Need of a Towel (And Fucking Pronto!) goes to juniour competitor Tomislav Damjanovic...





MUCKY. FUCKING. PUUUUUUPS!!







And the best of the rest...












































9 comments:

  1. Well MA. To quote you mate...JEEEZ-USS! Where do I fucking start!? I feel like a fat kid who's just won a 5 minute trolley-dash in a Haribo factory! There is almost too much fucking choice when it comes to selecting my fave Euro beef monster, and I for one would take all these hard centred freaks home to keep me occupied during the dark nights, as autumn and winter heads our way!
    Is it me, and I know this is a generalisation, but I always used to see US based bodybuilders as being the Rolls-Royce elites, with their look and general overall polish, seemingly better than their European counterparts. But, NOT ANY MORE, and it's contests like this which are really raising the bar. There suddenly seems to be a tidal wave of astounding quality beef monsters gracing the European stage and getting me seriously hot under the collar.
    So how to choose my favourite. Well, when doing that, there were plenty of muscle beefs who got my attention big time! Short arsed muscle bull Steve Benthin for one..incredible hard body, gruffy daddyesque beard and an almost permanent stage erection! Then, gap-toothed Brit Ricardo Correia..new to me but I particularly loved the 2 clips. The first, where he's looking down at himself, and seemingly can't quite comprehend how amazing he looks! The second, is him almost looking spellbound as he cranks out MMs with Benthin!..So fucking sexy hot!
    Who else...? MOHAWKED Bedecked MUSCLE MONSTER..Petr Brezna! TOTALLY MAGNIFICENT. .. Need I say more!
    But MA, I'm going to nominate Daniel Toth as my absolute favourite, and I'll give you the reasons why. I've followed this INCREDIBLE muscle freak since he first came on the scene, and I particularly loved him as a youngster, who would appear on stage as perfectly formed muscled god with the deepest, sexiest tan and a buffed layer of oil, so his whole physique looked like some sort of polished mahogany carving! But what did it for me was that he also wore specs and had somewhat sticky out teeth, making him so unbelievably cute, even though he wasn't the most handsome of lads. He would literally make me swoon and then spunk every time! So now, a good few years have passed and Daniel is still gracing the stage, but this time as a TOTALLY FREAKY AS FUCK ROIDED TO AN INCH OF HIS LIFE MUSCLE DADDY! The specs have gone but the buck teeth are still there as indeed the same hard, grainy, nasty physique, that is even more obscenely veined, pumped and roided! And I cannot tell a lie MA, it was his pics that I chose to make me squirt like the adolescent lad (well a bit older) I once was!
    A top class post...thanks mate.

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    1. FUCK!! What a comment! Well, as much as I love the American monsters of the muscle world, I've always had an affection for European freaks! They always seem a bit less inhibited than the American bb's and they *always* go OTT with the tan. Often just fucking plastering themselves in the stuff! Some nice choices there too matie! I also remember when Toth first came out on the scene. He was so young, but so fucking MONSTROUS! Just shocking size! And yeah, while never the most handsome of lads I always liked his look too! Awesome to see a mention to Mr Benthin too - kinda shocked he's not doing better in the poll. I would have thought he'd have been one of the most voted for lads!

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  2. MA, what a wonder post...it’s Wednesday in the USA. GOT UP, WENT TO THE GYM...NOTHING SPECIAL THERE TODAY. Sorry about the caps. Came home and did what I always do...opened my pad to see what was going on in the world of B.B. Hadn’t checked the site for a few days...and what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a menu of the most gorgeous European Muscle. Stevie blew me away...the perpetual boner really got me. Those golden posers, beard, incredible physique...and on and on...he got my vote...it was a struggle as Berkheardt (spelled incorrectly) really came in a close second.
    My other comment is that I’ve been actually been OBCESSING over Easter European BB’s. I don’t know what’s in the water in that region, but it’s producing some of the most outstanding physiques I’ve seen on the web recently.
    As an American, I’ve always favored our boys, but the worm is turning toward our European brothers...thanks for all the great posts and comments...F

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  3. LOVELY POST--why not one on tiny metallic and sequined posers--especially the gold ones---Ahhhh Sam Dixon...remember his tiny gold posers...ahhh.

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  4. Thanks for these awesome comments guys! Definitely thinking about doing a new posing trunks post soon! ;)

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  5. G8 post! Ricardo comes out like fireworks while Adolf Burhardt looked amazing and his posing awesome. He definitely is one to watch in the future. Does anyone know the music he posed to? Disappointed with Winklaar and his boxy look and Tomas Tasaciar is in need of some new posers. If anyone knows his address, I'll send him some that could help his on stage presents.

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  6. Thanks Addictuk--great post-- Adolf Burkhardt/hard --WOOF! I DO HOPE WE ARE GOING TO GET A NEW NAKED GLUTES POST FOR THANKSGIVING--So I am giving you thanks in advance for no blocked out body parts on your next naked bodybuilder gluteus Maximus post.

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  7. Honey who is the hunk in the August Mayhem hitting the front double biceps pose in his sock? I am in serious like.

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