So what, or more specifically which body limit pushing, shredded to shittery muscle freaks are featured here?! Here's just a few...Canadian muscle pup Regan Grimes looking all sorts of gorgeous and peeled at his pro debut (5th place peeps!), 212 class Chicago champ Ricardo Correia (he's the gap toothed black dude in the red trunks), who is physically incapable of blasting out a crab most muscular without displaying the most OTT cocky, testosterone fulled, aggressive TOOD and looking like some kind of primal, snarling, demented animal in the process, pocket rocket/stud biscuit extraordinaire Santi Aragon (who cares about being 3 ft tall when you're THAT good looking and jacked), British cheeky chappie Luke Ayling (he's the lad in the hotel room posing in the nuddy - minus the flip flops!) who's all kinds of shredded and cocky (check out the video at the end for the proof!), All American meat monster Dallas McCarver at 330 lbs (JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!), and a ton more freaks, beasts, dads (gotta have a few muscle daddies in there!) and lads!
Oh and if anyone wants to know the names of any of these guys, I think I know most of them (or can certainly have a stab at finding out)!
This cheeky blighter is the aforementioned Luke Ayling! Look at those beautifully sliced abs! They look fucking stuck on! Also love the separation of his torso and his crazily detailed quads. He barely looks like a human! Pssstt nice flip-flips mate. £3 from Primarni by any chance? Thought so!
Ahhhh the classic hand on quads most muscular pose. Perfect for showing off your gloriously peeled abs and big (I've seen bigger), shiny (I've seen shinier!) bulge.
YES, YES and another FUCK YES!! Imagine when Regan is a 300 lbs Mr Olympia competitor?!
What a gorgeous, cheeky looking bull! MOOOOO (did that work?!)
Think Ricardo is a shy, introverted wallflower when he's not blasting out poses in his shiny red trunks? IS HE FUCK!
Look at this cheeky rapscallion! It's almost as if he's PROUD to be a pumped to buggery muscle freak three times as muscular as most lads his age! Weird!
I've said it before and I'll say it again. GOD I LOVE SHAUN CLARIDA (the guy in the beanie hat). He's not the best looking, and certainly not the biggest of bodybuilders but there's just something about him that just works for me big time. The physique, the tude, his overall look...he's just fucking got it!!
ONE WORD: FUUUUUCKK!! Some people might say the tan in this pic is too much. The same people might like the music of Ed Sheeran, but I'm not one to judge.
Do Primarni do posing trunks?!
330 LBS OF ALL AMERICAN MUSCLE MASS! HELL YEAH!!
Pants?! Nah. Never heard of 'em.
JESUS! How bloody HUGE does Flex look here?!
Bust a nut to THAT Jeff! Oh wait...you already did!
Anyone order a striated chested, pink posing trunk sporting, cheeky chimp tude packed muscle daddy?
Bored of this lad yet? Nope. Me neither!
All I see is ASS, ASS and yet more ASS!
Cocky? ME?! Yep! Now shut the fuck up and watch me blast out this nasty most muscular with my tongue out! YEEEAAHH!!
JESUS! Where does that beautifully striated glute end? It's half way down his fucking leg!
I'm not sure who's having more fun here. Dani, who's flexing in the knowledge that he's twice the size of his poor mate, or his mate, who's standing next to big, pumped Dani, who's twice the bloody size of him?
UPDATE: Primarni *don't* do posers. Sorry lads!
Is this Andy Polhill's younger, leaner, shredded to buggery brother?!
Look at this lil' spunkster! SO CUTE!
Before Brian hit the stage, his mentor gave him the advice to "really crank the 'tude dude"! I think it's fair to say he listened!
The cheeky gorgeous muscle bull is back! After 3...MOOOOO!!
COMING SOON FROM HASBRO: A brand new game from the makers of Hungry Hippo and Gooey Louie called Pinch The Skin on Dani's Abs! Comes in three levels of difficulty; Ripped To All Buggery (2 weeks out), Super Super Shredded (1 week out) and Shit! Where'd My Skin Go? (comp day).
And here he is again! MOOOOO(I REALLY SHOULD STOP THIS)OOOO!!
Erm...how come *my* iPhone didn't come with a 250 lbs Canadian muscle boy?! I'm phoning Anne Robinson.
I think this expression roughly translates to "OOOOOWW FUCKIN' ELL"!!
"Y'all just staring at my shiny big bulge aren't ya?"
Is he cute? Is he ugly? WHO CARES! LOOK AT THAT BOD!
"I said 'really crank the tude' Brian, not 'do you best impression of Popeye'"!
How can a lad with a face that cute have such an indecent sized bottom?!
I'm getting very strong vibes that no 21 is secretly, deeply and hopelessly in love with no 17, and this is the single greatest moment of his life.
Well the lad in the white t-shirt *was* the hottest guy at the event, until some chump in a blue hat showed up.
FUCKING SQUEEEEZE ITTTT!! God I love shots of lads squeezing out head to head most musculars!
And here's a video of Luke Ayling stomping around a bodybuilding stage showing off his incredible, jacked to fuck muscle bod, and pulling all sorts of funny faces in the process!
Ricardo blasting out a big nasty crab most muscular into the camera...
Regan Grimes practising his posing routine in his red trunks...
Check out the conditioning on this lad! FAAAWKK!! Dick thin skin and crazy vascularity (even on his head)! I love how he can't seem to stop flexing either.
And lastly, some bonkers quad and glute flexing from the one and only Chris Bumstead!