First up, a video of (ruddy gorgeous!) 6'2 Aussie bodybuilder Mike Pearson posing in competition condition! I did a post on this guy a few years back (check it out here) and he's made a bit of a comeback in recent months. Here he is tanned to shit and shredded to all out buggery and showing off his immensely conditioned physique for the camera (what is going on with all those veins in his quads?)! I especially love the bit where he's just BLASTING out that crazy most muscular with that cheeky chimp of a red trunk sporting daddy! The cheekiest, proudest expressions on their faces as they just let rip into the camera and show off what beyond human FREAKS they've morphed themselves into. FUCKING GO FOR IT LADS!! Hehe!
I can't decide what part of this video of Johnny Doull I like best. The bit where he tugs down on the waistband of his shorts to teasingly show off the top of his shiny purple posers (*whimpers like a puppy*), the bit where his tits start involuntarily twitching and jumping (HOLY BLOODY MOLY!), the part where he opens up his monster sized barn-door back and releases that awesome exhaling hissing noise ("PFHOOOO"!) or the bit where he pulls down his shorts and starts adjusting his bright, glittery, brilliantly purple posers (WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO US JOHNNY MATE)?!
Disappointed at the lack of glutes on show from that last video? This one of a trunk free bodybuilder getting a spray tan backstage should make up for it! OK…1) LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT ASS (SPOILER ALERT: It's HUUUUUGE)! 2) Can you think of any other type of competition/event/sport where it's perfectly acceptable for the competitors to be completely and unashamedly naked in front of a room full of people backstage? And lastly...3) HOW AND WHERE ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH DO I APPLY FOR THAT BLOODY JOB?!
Everyone's favourite 300 lbs American muscle monster Dallas McCarver looking terrifyingly MONSTROUS (though to be fair - does he ever NOT?!) on stage at the Arnold Classic! Who ate all the roids? Fucking DALLAS by the looks of it! Huge! Cocky! Gorgeous! There's not a single thing about this beef mountain of a man that doesn't disappoint. Plus points must also go to those outrageously shiny blue knickers! Tell me Dallas, was it your mission to find THE shiniest trunks on the market? If so…mission well and truly accomplished mate!
And from one of today's most popular bodybuilders to some of the most loved muscle monsters of the 00's in a downright BONKERS clip from the 2006 Mr Olympia! Dexter Jackson looks as awesome as he ever has, Jay Cutler looks fucking NUTS and Ronnie Coleman looks like something from another fucking planet (THOSE TITS! FUCK)! The best bit has to be the abs and thighs where all three aforementioned freaks start shouting out as they crank down on their giant lego brick-like, tummy popping abs like a pack of fucking animals. "ARRGHHH"! "HAAAA"! "YEAARGGHHH"! NOISY BLEEDIN' BUGGERS!!
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