Sunday 21 August 2016

POSING TRUNK PIC COLLECTION #4: SHINY TRUNK SPECIAL!

I don't feel I say this enough on the blog so here goes. I. LOVE. POSERS!! Tiny, shiny, sticky, slurpy POSERS!! Posers barely able to cover up their owner's huge, shredded glutes round the back! Trunks which stretch and strain with the owners thick bulge at the front! Posers which, on occasion, get plastered and drenched in sweat, tan and oil when worn in competition and flexed, posed and squeezed in for fucking hours! POSERS POSERS POSERS!!


So what make would I classify as being the perfect pair of posing trunks?! In short - they would have have three things! Firstly, they would *have* to be decent sized, i.e. the tinier the better! Secondly, they'd have to be colourful (black trunks are passable in expectational circumstances if they meet the other criteria - Marc Antoine Andrade's black trunks are a shining example)! And thirdly, they'd absolutely *have* to be as shiny as fucking possible!! Matte look posers? Bugger off! Velvet trunks? The work of the devil. My top tip for any bodybuilder preparing to step on stage? Find THE shiniest fucking posing trunks imaginable and wear those babies with pride! Just like every indecently shredded, outrageously pumped, excessively muscular lad in this post!













































































































































































































































































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14 comments:

  1. I love this post SO MUCH.

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  2. Please keep up the good work!! Posers are fucking awesome. I love your blog

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  3. My favorite ever is Brad Rowe's metallic royal blue with the string sides and 1/4 back. Second would be Santi's gold.
    Those perfect bodies scream in perfect posers and drive you wild.

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  4. it's rare that i take in every photo on a post....but this time i've studied every one.
    so beautiful! so hot! so obscene!
    right now i'm harder than those f#@ked up thick muscle bulls!
    the best post....(along with mucky pups....SLUUUUUURP!)

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  5. who else on here's gonna admit to owning their own pair?
    if you don't have any, you should get some!
    believe me, they'll make you happy!!

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    1. ME!! Proud to be a posing trunk owner!! I know a fair few other lads who do too ;)

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  6. Well I'll happily admit to owning A FEW PAIRS!

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  7. good to hear fellas!!
    nothing better!
    lovin' your work as always addict ;-)

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  8. so now you're gonna have to share...what you got??!?
    i've got a few....had some sent from america. have to say it was really hot talking to the guy who made them. i was making out was a competing bodybuilder!
    man...they make those things snug!!
    gotta admit i do love black shiny ones!
    also got some bright blue metallic off the peg.....yeah they do the job! not such a great fit but hot as hell.
    anyone checked out muscle potential gear?

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    1. Every bodybuilder should own a pair of muscle potential trunks!! No one makes posers like those guys! Liking the sound of your collection - especially the blue metallic!! ;)

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  9. ... and so on and so on, ad infinitum. There are SO MANY fav. posers out there - and my theory is that the smaller the poser, the more a guy's muscularity is emphasised. After all, these are ALL alpha-males, so ... show it! Great pity at some shows when the number tag is bigger than the poser they cover!

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  10. who is the first guy ?? number 42 ??? please

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  11. okay boys, i love them too and have a few, many, i never wear...criteria: pouch needs to be full of cock.i want to tell the time by your cock. 12, 3, 6, 9 o'clock....secondly, the straps need to be as narrow as possible, shiny as hell, no patterns, NO VELVET, whats the point. i also don't like the ones made to hug your crack. let them naturally go there if they wish. lastly, they need to be very low cut. there is a picture of santo above that seems perfect, front facing gold in color...PERFECTION.

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