Johnny is competing at the 2015 Canadian Nationals in a week and a half, which means there's a) more time to try and get even more inhumanely fucking shredded, b) more time to get even MORE lines in his ass, and c) plenty of time to go shopping for a new pair of posing trunks for the competition. And in the event that he does take up the opportunity presented in point c), I have the perfect suggestion for which trunks he should opt for!
The material? Super super shiny! The size? Utterly ridiculous (we're talking dental floss thin straps and a back that's barely there)! And the colour? A brilliant shade of glorious GOLD!! In other words, a pair exactly like these worn by fellow Canadian bodybuilder Sam Dixon, which I'm sure Sam would be be more happy to lend to Johnny if he can't find a similar pair in his local posing trunk store. Make sure you remind Johnny to read the "WARNING" on the label of the trunks though Sam. BIG BUM LOVERS BEWARE! WEAR THESE TRUNKS AND YOU'RE MORE THAN LIKELY TO BE SHOWING A LOT (AND WE MEAN A LOT!) OF ASS. WEAR AT YOUR OWN PERIL (AND MAYBE GO EASY ON THE SQUATS NEXT TIME)!
And if anyone likes Johnny for his crazily shredded glutes and his outrageously cocky posing, I urge you to watch the posing video at the end of the post!! One word: FUUUUUUCCCKKK!!!