Saturday, 31 May 2014

COCKY POSING PIC COLLECTION #4: MORE FACE SCRUNCHERS!!

Last year I did a series of posts on the blog which focused on bodybuilders who love nothing more than to crank, flex and show off the beef with the craziest, cheekiest, cockiest TUDE imaginable, indulging in all manner of outrageous moves and shameless facial expressions when they're on stage, ripped and carved from head to foot in nothing but their teenie tiny posing trunks!

Each post had a different theme. Part 1 focused on "Face Scrunchers" (eeeeeee fucking scrunch it) aka those naughty muscle monkeys who love to screw up their faces like "eeeeeee" and sker-unch up their mushes like "HMPPFFF" as their blasting the beef, part 2 featured "Tongue Flashers" (hehe) aka those cheeeeeky bleedin' buggers who love nothing more than to playfully/outrageously stick out their tongues when cranking their mass, and part 3 featured "Mouth Roarers" (I'm sure there's a better way of describing this but I really couldn't think of one at the time) aka those cocky fucking fuckers who feel the need to arrogantly and aggressively open their mouth wiiiiide like "ROOAAARR" or "ARRGHHH" as their squeezing their mounds of barely human man meat!

The latter of which was originally intended to be the last part, but I've decided to revive the series for at least one more post, for one simple reason only; I fucking LOVE the sight of a ripped to ribbons, dry as a bone, insanely fucking shredded muscle freak/bull/BEAST cranking out a massive pose and blasting his inhuman beef while fucking SCRUNCHING up his face like a thing possessed!! I have no idea WHY but it gets me every single fucking time!! CHEEKY! SCRUNCHY! CRUNCHY! SNARLY! SQUINTY FUCKING MUSCLE MONKEYS! EEEEEEEEEEE!!

Links to my previous "Cocky Posing" posts:

COCKY POSING PIC COLLECTION #1: FACE SCRUNCHERS!
COCKY POSING PIC COLLECTION #2: TONGUE FLASHERS!
COCKY POSING PIC COLLECTION #3: MOUTH ROARERS!




















































Monday, 26 May 2014

I CAN SING A POSING TRUNK RAINBOW!

If there's one thing that's missing from this blog, it's music! In an attempt to remedy this, I'm going to conduct a sort of muscle addicts singalong! I've chosen a song you all no doubt know from childhood, but I've given it an adult/muscle related twist! So flex those vocal chord muscles and sing with me after 3. 1...2...3...


RED (THE SHINIER AND BRIGHTER THE BETTER! SLURP!)...








...AND YELLOW (EVER SO SLIGHTLY OUTRAGEOUS AND A LITTLE BIT NASTY)...







...AND PINK (OK WHO THE *FUCK* CHOOSES TO WEAR BRIGHT BLEEDIN' PINK POSING TRUNKS?! FOOKING OUTRAGEOUS BUT ALSO...SO DAMN' BLEEDIN' HOT!!)...







...AND GREEN (WHETHER PLAIN GREEN, BRIGHT SHINY EMERALD GREEN OR EVEN NASTY BOY LIME GREEN...ALL ARE FUCKING HOT)...







...ORANGE (A RARE CHOICE WHICH MAKES THEM ALL THE MORE SPECIAL)...







...AND PURPLE (GOD I LOVE SHINY PURPLE POSING TRUNKS! SLURP FOOKING SLURP!)...







...AND BLUE (YOU CAN *NOT* GO WRONG WITH A PAIR OF BRIGHT SHINY BLUE TRUNKIES. WOOF!).







...I CAN SING/SPLAT MY PANTS LOOKING AT THESE SHINY AS SHIT, BRIGHTLY COLOURED POSING TRUNKS A RAINBOW...

...SING/JIZZ MY JEANS LOOKING AT THE TEENIE TINY FABRIC COVERING HUGE HARD STRIATED FUCKING GLUTE MEAT A RAINBOW...

...SING/CREAM MY BOXERS LOOKING AT THESE SUPER SHINY (SLURP SLURP) OUTRAGEOUSLY COLOURED (WOOF WOOF) HOT AS FUCKING HELL TRUNKS A RAINBOW TOO!!

What's your favourite colour of posing trunks?? Vote in the poll below and the winning colour choice will be the theme of my next posing trunk pic collection! I've added turquoise (popular with bb's and fucking HOT), black (meh), silver *bites knuckle*, and gold (FUCK YEAH)! Pink is included for the fun of it but will be exempt as I've already done a post on pink posers (link below, along with links to my other posing trunk posts)!


Links to my previous posing trunk posts:

10 INSANELY HOT PAIRS OF POSING TRUNKS


POSING TRUNK PIC COLLECTION #1: IN THE PINK!


POSING TRUNK PIC COLLECTION #2: MUCKY PUPS!


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