Monday, 24 February 2014

THE AMAZING ABS OF TAREK ELSETOUHI

This is Egyptian IFBB pro bodybuilder Tarek Elsetouhi...









As you can see, Tarek is what you could safely call, a beast! A tank on two (inhumanly thick, freakishly braided) legs! An absolute frigging MONSTER! A flat out, genuine, pumped up fucking muscle freak! A mountainous mass of indecently huge, out of this World shredded, is this guy really human? (yes I think he might just be..FUUUUCKK) man meat...











His thick slabby muscle tits are incredible! His humungous sized, carved to perfection quads are unbelievable, and his massive, pumped to buggery biceps are just plain fucking awesome, but there’s one particular muscle group of Tarek’s which outshines the rest...











The six, deeply grooved, sharply cut, thinly skinned (ever heard of body fat Tarek?! Nope! Didn’t think so), downright bleedin’ BONKERS shaped abdominals dominating Tarek’s midsection and popping through that tracing paper skin, making up one of THE freakiest looking sets of abs ever to grace a bodybuilding stage! 2 words: FAAARRKK!! And er...oh yeah...FAAAARRKK!!

Those. Things. Are. Incredible! So fucking shredded you wonder if they hurt! So deeply separated you could get your fingers stuck in between them for a week! And so fucking unique looking you have to rub your eyes just to make sure Tarek actually is a real human being, and not some CGI generated superhuman monster from a Marvel film! Those cut to buggery blocks of tummy muscle are seriously amongst the craziest looking abs I think I’ve ever seen! It looks like someone’s surgically implanted six jumbo sized chipolata sausages under Tarek’s skin (while sucking out every last bleedin’ ounce of body fat while they’re at it), and done a hack fucking job of placing them evenly! Seriously, have you ever seen such frantically shaped/placed abs in your life? They look like they’re having a fucking party on his stomach. Can I get an invite to that boys?! When Tarek throws his arms back behind his head and cheekily wriggles down into an abs and thighs, those bad boys crunch and pop like they’re desperately trying to break out of that shockingly thin, competition tan tinted skin. I would also bet good money that it’s no coincidence Tarek’s preferred style of the most muscular pose seems to be hands on quads, allowing for that beyond incredible six pack to be beautifully showcased to the audience and judges!











Tarek’s abs are not just amazing to the eye though, they’re also pretty damn practical, and can be used for a number of things! Here are just a few of many uses for Tarek’s midsection...

- A washboard! Perfect for cleaning those sticky pj’s and crumpled boxers after having watched a YouTube video of Tarek working the stage and showing off those incredible blocks of ab meat by cranking out those abs and thighs poses *pant pant pant*!

- A cheese grater! Having a friend round for dinner? Cooking your infamous Spaghetti Carbonara? It’s just not the same without a sprinkling of parmesan cheese. You reach for the cheese grater and DAMN IT..it’s in the dishwasher, which is half way through a cycle! No need to fret though, as Tarek’s handily on stand by, with his shirt off (as usual..the naughty scamp)! Just rub that block of cheese over Tarek’s shredded to buggery ab blocks and TA DA! Thanks Tarek, now if you’ll excuse me I just need to change these boxers. Got a washboard to hand by any chance?

- A musical instrument! Thinking of starting a band? Already have a bass player, a guitar player and a drummer? Don’t really have any other musical skills but once played the xylophone in a school play? Don’t have an actual xylophone but for some bizarre reason have some mallets to play a xylophone with?? No worries! Just get Tarek to lie flat on his back and get hitting those six lumpy bumpy tummy muscles and voila! You’re a viral YouTube video away from heading up the iTunes chart. And if your guitar player loses his instrument, just use the striations in Tarek’s boulders shoulders, or more cheekily, his ripped up glutes and get plucking!

























And to see those incredible ab bricks, and the rest of Tarek’s outrageously thick, pumped, muscle mass in motion, here are a number of videos (washboard handily provided by the man himself)...

 

2 comments:

  1. He's got great tits too and everything goes well together-- You still rock with your choices Addict-- btw- HE'S GOT GREAT TITS TOO! CALL THEM PECTORALS IF YOU WANT TO BUT I THINK THEY NEED A HUSBAND TO TREAT THEM RIGHT. WOOF!

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  2. Tarek is too sexy for his posers-- but where is/was he in 2013-2014?

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