Thursday 30 January 2014

YOUNG MUSCLE #3: BEEFY BRIT LADS!

Forget One Direction...I'm staging a NEW British Invasion, and this one's of the big, beefy bodybuilding variety! PHWOAR!! My last "Young Muscle" post featured some of the cutest and hottest American teen/collegiate bodybuilders (including that little popular beef cutie Cody Montgomery). This time, however, I'm keeping it closer to home and featuring five of the best young current bodybuilders in the UK! Five lads who, while their mates are down the pub necking pints and taking selfies for Snapchat, have devoted their time to hanging out in hardcore hell hole gyms, pumping every single part up to ridiculous proportions, and moulding and sculpting their bodies into outrageously sized mini mountains of carved out, shredded up lad beef all so they can strut about on stage in a tiny shiny posing pouch and flex, crank, strain and squeeze every inch of their brilliantly beefy bodies while pulling the naughtiest, cheekiest, cockiest facial expressions imaginable! They're all outrageously beefy, all insanely fucking cute, all bat shit crazy shredded, and all very much worthy of more attention! If I was asked to pick a favourite though, it would have to be Drew Walker (check out the gold trunks *whimpers*), who has to be one of *the* cutest things I have EVER seen in a pair of shiny posers!! Show some love for these British mini beef monsters. One of them could be the next James Flex Lewis (slightly doubtful..no disrespect lads), or Anth "The Freak" Bailes (much more hopeful, and FUCK what a thought)...

DAVE "FUCKING CRANK IT LAD" YOUNG 












MICHAEL "FUCK WHAT A CUTIE" HARGREAVES














 MATT "COCKY LIL' CHEEK PUFFIN' LIP POUTIN' BUGGER" TOWNSEND




















 



DREW "SERIOUSLY THE CUTEST THING TO EVER STEP INTO A PAIR OF GOLD POSERS (ALEXEY FANS LOOK AWAY NOW)" WALKER










 
 










 
 
 
 




ANDY "THAT PRETTY HEAD DOES NOT BELONG ON THAT NASTY BOD (PHWOAR)" SCOTT


















Which one of these beefy Brit lads do you like the most??
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