Tuesday, 17 December 2013


The guy: Brazilian beast Eduardo only stepped on stage once this year, at the 2013 Mr Olympia. He placed 5th in the 212 category, although, given his insanely shredded and otherworldly condition, I personally think he deserved higher.

What we love: Where the fuck do we start?! The ridiculously handsome, super masculine, flat out gorgeous as fuck good looks! The fact he is not only a 5"7 pumped up TANK of beastly proportions, but also always competes in the most inhumanely fucking ripped, out of this world fucking SHREDDED condition!! How how HOW does Eduardo manage to get his body parts so unbelievably fucking PEELED, especially *those* bonkers fucking QUADS!! What the actual FUCK?! Hands down some of the most insanely conditioned wheels in the business. Lines and cuts and separations you never thought possible! And then we have those beautiful looking, hard as fuckity fuck, mega thin skin encased abber dabbers popping through his tight tight midsections and, of course, those big, thick, slabby marble-esque fucking tits which bulge off his chest, jumping up to his gorgeous, ridiculously masculine chin when he blasts a front lat spread (OOMPFF), and exploding and fighting for space which his incredibly hard boulder bicep muscle when he pops a side chest (BOOOF)! And lastly...the TUDE! The awesome/cheeky/cocky/charming TUDE Eduardo always brings with him on the stage! Flexing and squeezing and blasting and cranking that super shredded, dry as crackers, hard as anything BEEF with the most awesome/bonkers/cocky facial expressions. Scrunching up that perfect mush of his, jamming his eyes tight shut, gritting his teeth and flashing that insanely sexy grin of his! WOOF x1000!!


  1. fuck mosnter! i love this brazilian bodybuilder handsome and masculine love that glutes!

  2. one of the hottest glutes of the world ! Eduardo is hot and handsome


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