Monday, 25 November 2013

THE MUSCLE ADDICTS INC AWARDS 2013

A month or so ago I had an idea for a post which is quite possibly *the* geekiest idea for a post I've ever thought of, but as a friend said to me recently, you have to be a bit of a geek to have your own blog in the first place *snorts and adjusts glasses*. I've shared this idea with two of my muscle addict friends and they both went mad for it, so hopefully they'll be a few others who like it. It's kind of my way of appreciating and celebrating the best attributes of the best bodybuilders of the year, but more than anything, I just thought it would be something different, quirky, fun to put together, and hopefully fun to read! So here goes...something silly/fun/different and just a little bit geeky...THE MUSCLE ADDICTS INC AWARDS 2013!!

MOST RIDICULOUSLY HANDSOME

WINNER
ROMAN FRITZ


NOMINEES
EDUARDO CORREA
CODY MONTGOMERY
BRAD ROWE
TIM BUDESHEIM

MOST IMPOSSIBLY FUCKING CUTE

WINNER
IVAN KOCHETKOV


NOMINEES
SANTI ARAGON (A VERY CLOSE 2ND)!!
ALEXEY LESUKOV
BOSTIN LOYD
JORDAN MICHAEL JANOWITZ

MOST INSANELY FUCKING SHREDDED

WINNER
EDUARDO CORREA


NOMINEES
EMILIANO DELL'UOMO
AARON CLARK
CHRIS BOHONYI
CODY MONTGOMERY

MOST OUTRAGEOUSLY COCKY POSER

WINNER
STEVE ORTON


NOMINEES
KRISZTIAN BERECZKI
MARK DUGDALE
PHIL HEATH
AARON CLARK

BEST FACE SCRUNCHER

WINNER
EMILIANO DELL'UOMO


NOMINEES
AARON CLARK
JAMES FLEX LEWIS
GREG DOUCETTE
JOHNNIE JACKSON

BEST YOUNG MUSCLE CUTIE

WINNER
CODY MONTGOMERY


NOMINEES
JOHNNY DOULL
BOSTIN LOYD
LUKAS DUNCAN
JORDAN MICHAEL JANOWITZ

HOTTEST MUSCLE DADDY (WOOF)

WINNER
ANDY POLHILL


NOMINEES
MICHAEL KEFALIANOS
BRANCH WARREN
DEXTER JACKSON
TONEY FREEMAN

BEST NEW MUSCLE DISCOVERY

WINNER
STEVE ORTON


NOMINEES
JOHNNY DOULL
BOSTIN LOYD
JORDAN MICHAEL JANOWITZ
LUKAS DUNCAN

HOTTEST POSING TRUNKS (SLURP)

WINNER
SANTI ARAGON'S GOLD POSERS (WOOF)


NOMINEES
JOHNNY DOULL'S PURPLE POSERS (YUM)
BRAD ROWE'S SHINY BLUE SLURPERS (FUCK YEAH)
SHAUN RHODEN'S HOT PINK TRUNKS (BOING)
 ALEXEY LESUKOV'S GOLD NUMBERS (SPLAT)

BEST SET OF MUSCLE TITS

WINNER
ALEXEY LESUKOV


NOMINEES
PHIL HEATH
MAMDOUH "BIG RAMY" ELSSBIAY
JOHNNIE JACKSON
MICHAEL KEFALIANOS

MOST PANT CREAMING ABBER DABBERS

WINNER
SAMI AL HADDAD


NOMINEES
EDUARDO CORREA
JOHNNIE JACKSON
BAITOLLAH ABBASPOUR
JOHNNY DOULL

LEAST HUMAN LOOKING QUADS

WINNER
BAITOLLAH ABBASPOUR


NOMINEES
MAMDOUH "BIG RAMY" ELSSBIAY
EDUARDO CORREA
BRAD ROWE
EMILIANO DELL'UOMO

HOTTEST FUCKING ASS (FUCK YEAH)!

WINNER
STEVE ORTON


NOMINEES
MAMDOUH "BIG RAMY" ELSSBIAY
JAMES FLEX LEWIS
EMILIANO DELL'UOMO
ROMAN FRITZ

BEST AMATEUR MUSCLE FREAK

WINNER
PETER MOLNAR


NOMINEES
NICK TRIGILI
TIM BUDESHEIM
STEVE ORTON
JAKE NIKILOPOULOS

BEST PRO MONSTER

WINNER
 MAMDOUH "BIG RAMY" ELSSBIAY


NOMINEES
 PHIL HEATH
JAMES FLEX LEWIS
DENNIS WOLF
EVAN CENTOPANI

BEST BODYBUILDING SHOW

WINNER
NEW YORK PRO


NOMINEES
MR OLYMPIA
ARNOLD CLASSIC EUROPE
NABBA WORLDS
ARNOLD CLASSIC

5 comments:

  1. Certainly better than the Acadamy Awards Addict. You really rang my spunk bong with your choice of winners when we know there's an endless array of superhuman musclemen out there to choose from, when just saying the greatest word in humanity, MUSCLEMAN makes me start getting hard. great post as always Addict.

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  2. Addict, your comments make me smile. Your posts make me rock-hard and ready to shoot! These men are ball bus tingly gorgeous. Thanks!

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  3. In my humble opinion, Nick Trigili is the most handsome, and he's not even nominated! Where's Ben Pakulski for the best legs?

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    1. Nick is gorgeous and I've got a post of him lined up next, but I stand by my choices for that category. You've got me on the Ben front though..not sure how I forgot about those monstrous wheels!

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  4. Addict, you did remarkable considering the magnitude of mangnificent muscled male MEAT to choose from. Anyone you chose, I'd crawl ten miles on my knees just to lick the sweat off their feet. I love the post as well as your polls. thanks.

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