Tuesday, 6 August 2013

MUSCLE PIC COLLECTION #23 - STACKED AND JACKED!

MY TOP 5 FAVOURITE MUSCLE GROUPS - PART 1

#5. QUADS

Huge thick shredded wheels! Massive braided vein splattered tree trunks! Enormous rock hard freakishly detailed splintered fucking quadders with insane fucking sweeps and flat out bonkers definition! Quads which explode with freaky lines and cuts when twisted this way! Legs which erupt in crazy detail and nasty veins when tensed that way! Wheels which are so monstrously fucking THICK and so phenomenally fucking HUGE they wibble and wobble and rub and shafe when the no doubt proud and cocky as fuck muscle beast of an owner struts and waddles down the street. Hands down one of my favourite quirky and rarely done bodybuilding moves is the quad wobble, or as I've just this second decided to name it..."The Quabble"! The sight of a ripped to the bone 200+ lbs muscle monster fucking wobbling and shaking his thick meaty quad meat on stage like a thing possessed is just so damn fucking quirky and surreal...not to mention hot as bloody hell. I love it when bodybuilders conclude a quad wobble, oooops I mean quabble (must remember to email that to the IFBB) by cheekily pointing to their tensed freaky muscle, like they're obeying it to stay put. "Stay...stay...good quad"! Another rare and quirky move which drives me wild is when an all out superhuman muscle freak traces the deep line of the quad separation with his finger, usually done before SLAMMING down into a six/eight* (*delete as appropriate) pack crunching abs & thighs. And even hotter, but *much* rarer, is when a flat out freaky as shit roid gobbler cheekily and out-fucking-rageously leans over and touches up/wipes down, or better still fucking SLAPS the fuck off gigantic quad of the bodybuilder NEXT to him on stage! HOLY SHIT!! There's a perfect example of this cheeky move at around the 5:25 mark of this video! Awesome, bonkers, hilarious...and down right fucking HOT!!

#4. BICEPS

Huge granite hard croquet ball guns! Insanely fucking pumped shirt stretching pythons! Monstrously massive bronzed tinted paper thin skin stretching vein encrusted bowling ball biceps! Guns which erupt to heart stopping proportions when blown up into an incredible front double bicep pose. Pipes which just fucking explode either side of (and look just as fucking big as) the head of the carved up juice monkey in question when rocking out a cheeky abs & thighs. Biceps which tense into a ball of rock hard marble-esque bulging muscle mass and look like they're trying to pick a fight with the pec of the peeled from head to toenail mutated fucking muscle freak of an owner when blasting a massive side chest. Bodybuilders don't rarely get *that* cocky with their front double bicep poses. They usually save it for their abs & thighs or Most Musculars, so when a mountain of thick dense hyper-masculine muscle meat *does* crank up the tude while blowing up his weapons of mass destruction, arrogantly scrunching up his cheeky monkey mush, or animatedly opening his mouth wide into the cockiest facial expression imaginable, it's such an unbelievably fucking HOT and crazy awesome sight to behold.


To be continued...


















































Links to previous muscle pic collection posts:

MUSCLE PIC COLLECTION #20 - BEEF FREAKS & MUSCLE MONSTERS!





8 comments:

  1. great collection addict, can't elaborate on your intro only that every pic is nothing short of mouth watering, cum splattering male perfection and i just go nuts over young bostin's tongue shots. thanks and another great post. please comment on wheather we can expect another chapter of MATTY'S story after the contest. thanks again.

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    1. Thanks fella. Glad you like the post :)
      Unfortunately that's it for the Matty story matie. That last part was the conclusion but it (still) means a lot that people liked it so thanks for asking!

      Oh and no matter how many times I see that naughty/cocksure/cheeky as a bleedin chimp, pumped to pumpery "ooooh I just wanna pinch his cheeks ( that's the pair on his permanently cocky looking mush *and* the ones encased in his micro shiny second skin trunk-trunks)" CUTE beef monkey Bostin sticking out that adorable lil tongue of his like the cockiest thing to ever develop pecs and a six pack it *still* drives me fucking nuts too mate!

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  2. Whoa! Too much muscle is never enough dude! Hey you got any pics of billy ford? He's one hotter than hell beefy dude

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    1. Yeah! Billy Ford is one hot, adorable, fucking sexy dude! Does he still compete?

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  3. The pics of the guys you post here are fucking hot! But, I have to admit that your accompanying text is just as hot. Keep up the hardcore pics--and the sexy, hardcore text as well! You know just how to hit the bull's eye for guys who need their daily fix of these beautiful muscle monsters.

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  4. Love the hotel pics with the guys flexing for the camera and his bud laying on the bed checking his phone! Dude, stop texting and start worshipping the stud that's inches away from you!

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  5. yea the guy on the hotel bed already sucked his contest muscle buddy off 5 times, taking a break and then its back to work because his muscle buddy told him if you really worship this gods body i can pose for you 10 times harder on stage if i'm sucked totally dry. i'm willing to fill in for him whenever he's tired.

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  6. Stacked and jacked??!! Stacked, jacked, pumped, ripped, vascular, freaky, flexin like you're about to bust, and more!! Crazy pic collection mate, could these dudes bring any more attitude?? Get your pose on boys!! Drop those sweats, lift those shirts, strip down to those trunks and FLEX FLEX FLEX!!! Can't wait for the rest of your 'chart' mate, bring it on!!

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