Huge thick shredded wheels! Massive braided vein splattered tree trunks! Enormous rock hard freakishly detailed splintered fucking quadders with insane fucking sweeps and flat out bonkers definition! Quads which explode with freaky lines and cuts when twisted this way! Legs which erupt in crazy detail and nasty veins when tensed that way! Wheels which are so monstrously fucking THICK and so phenomenally fucking HUGE they wibble and wobble and rub and shafe when the no doubt proud and cocky as fuck muscle beast of an owner struts and waddles down the street. Hands down one of my favourite quirky and rarely done bodybuilding moves is the quad wobble, or as I've just this second decided to name it..."The Quabble"! The sight of a ripped to the bone 200+ lbs muscle monster fucking wobbling and shaking his thick meaty quad meat on stage like a thing possessed is just so damn fucking quirky and surreal...not to mention hot as bloody hell. I love it when bodybuilders conclude a quad wobble, oooops I mean quabble (must remember to email that to the IFBB) by cheekily pointing to their tensed freaky muscle, like they're obeying it to stay put. "Stay...stay...good quad"! Another rare and quirky move which drives me wild is when an all out superhuman muscle freak traces the deep line of the quad separation with his finger, usually done before SLAMMING down into a six/eight* (*delete as appropriate) pack crunching abs & thighs. And even hotter, but *much* rarer, is when a flat out freaky as shit roid gobbler cheekily and out-fucking-rageously leans over and touches up/wipes down, or better still fucking SLAPS the fuck off gigantic quad of the bodybuilder NEXT to him on stage! HOLY SHIT!! There's a perfect example of this cheeky move at around the 5:25 mark of this video! Awesome, bonkers, hilarious...and down right fucking HOT!!
Huge granite hard croquet ball guns! Insanely fucking pumped shirt stretching pythons! Monstrously massive bronzed tinted paper thin skin stretching vein encrusted bowling ball biceps! Guns which erupt to heart stopping proportions when blown up into an incredible front double bicep pose. Pipes which just fucking explode either side of (and look just as fucking big as) the head of the carved up juice monkey in question when rocking out a cheeky abs & thighs. Biceps which tense into a ball of rock hard marble-esque bulging muscle mass and look like they're trying to pick a fight with the pec of the peeled from head to toenail mutated fucking muscle freak of an owner when blasting a massive side chest. Bodybuilders don't rarely get *that* cocky with their front double bicep poses. They usually save it for their abs & thighs or Most Musculars, so when a mountain of thick dense hyper-masculine muscle meat *does* crank up the tude while blowing up his weapons of mass destruction, arrogantly scrunching up his cheeky monkey mush, or animatedly opening his mouth wide into the cockiest facial expression imaginable, it's such an unbelievably fucking HOT and crazy awesome sight to behold.
To be continued...
Links to previous muscle pic collection posts:
MUSCLE PIC COLLECTION #20 - BEEF FREAKS & MUSCLE MONSTERS!