So what makes Chris worthy of his own blog post? For a start..he's bloody gorgeous!! Adorable as they come and cute as a fucking button, with those pretty peepers (sigh) and gorgeous lad grin (THROB)! And then there's the bod! It's safe to say Chris isn't exactly a monster but what he lacks in size he makes up for in conditioning! Dude. Is. Fucking. SHRE-HE-DEEEED!! Fuck just look at the lines and rips on that cut to buggery muscle bod! The lad looks like he's been put through a giant human sized shredder. Look at those insanely feathered quads! Rip fucking City! And just look at those shredded little abbers making up that tight tight mid section! Cheese graters at the ready! And oh yeah...LOOK. HOW. FUCKING. DRY!! Jeeeeez-us!! I feel dehydrated just fucking looking at that rippity ripped up dry as a dogs bone zero body fat muscle bod. How does one lad manage to get so dry tight and shredded?! FAAAAWK!! And does Chris like to get a lil bit cheeky, scrunchy and cocky when he's squeezing and cranking his tight carved up lad meat? You fucking bet!! Check out the adorable fucking expressions as he's got one pumped arm round the back of his head and the other hand planted on top of one of his shredded wheels one armed ab crunch, those cute lil hard as nails freakishly thinly skinned tummy muscles popping out and crunching away…eyes jammed shut...grinning an uber-cheeky, mega-cocky grin through gritted teeth...cute lil monkey mush all scrunched to buggery like "EEEEEE...FUCK YEAH"!! FUCKING CRANK IT CHRIS!!
To sum up..the handsome mush...the gorgeous grin...the ripped up bod...the shredded beef...the crazy conditioning...the scrunchy faces...all make Chris one fucking HOT lil cutie of a muscle monkey! Adorable as fuck? Yep! Freaky as hell? FUCK YEAH! Hot beyond reason and worthy of attention from *all* muscle junkies and beef lovers alike? HELL FUCKING YES!!