THE BOD!! Mark may only be a 202 bodybuilder, but make no mistake, he's a fucking BEAST..and then some!! HUGE..HARD..SHREDDED..AND JACKED OUT HIS FUCKING NUT!! Look at those MASSIVE, hard as nails bowling ball biceps! Look at those thick, full, juicy beef balloons hanging off his chest! Look at those big, hard beautiful ab blocks threatening to pop pop pop out of that crazily fucking THIN tight skin! Look at those thick, nutso, braided to buggery quads, splattered with veins, like a thousand snakes running riot underneath his skin! And look at those big, beefy, bulbous, juicy beef cushions blowing out his shiny silky posing trunks making up what he has the bleedin' CHEEK to call his ass!!
THE LOOKS!! I love how when Mark was younger, and more fresh faced, with a full head of hair, he was an all out gorgeous, ridiculously handsome, clean cut All American STUD, and now he's older and completely fucking bald, he's *still* ridiculously handsome, but he's all butch and gruff and daddy-fied, and oh yeah...about ten times fucking HOTTER!! WOOF YEAH!! In short..he's a hot/handsome/sexy fucking BEAST and a half!
THE TUDE!! Mark has a reputation for being a really nice, decent, genuine guy (bless him). Watch any video of him talking/being interviewed and you can tell he's one of the good guys. And yet..when he squeezes himself into those tiny shiny posing trunks and stomps on to that bodybuilding stage, hard and cut and ready to let rip..he turns into an absolute fucking ANIMAL..arrogantly and shamelessly opening that mouth wide, roaring at the audience like "ROAAARRR" as he squeezes HARD, blows his shit out and fucking CRANKS the beef. Forget "BEAST MODE", try "100% PURE FUCKING JACKED TO THE EYEBALLS HYPER-MACHO UBER-AGGRO OTHERWORLDLY ON ANOTHER FUCKING LEVEL OF HUMANITY TESTOSTERONE FUCKING FUELLED ANIMAL MODE (FUCK YEAH)"!!
PART 2 COMING SOON!!