Monday, 29 April 2013

COCKY POSING PIC COLLECTION #1: FACE SCRUNCHERS!

For me, the way a bodybuilder poses & the attitude he adopts on stage has a huge part to play in how hot I find him. In fact I’d say it’s often more important than a guys look & body. If a bodybuilder isn’t necessarily the best looking guy, or the biggest or most ripped, but just has the most awesome/outrageously cocky style of posing and rips up the stage like a fucking ANIMAL I am fucking sold. I LOVE cocky/arrogant/cheeky/playful/animated posers! Guys who hit the stage really fucking PUMPED and really go for it, give it fucking HELL as they flex and squeeze their huge freaky tan drenched roid beef!!

One element of cocky posing which drives me fucking NUTS is when a guy/pumped up muscle freak in a pair of shiny posers cheekily/cockily/playfully scrunches and screws up his mush as he’s hitting his poses. I’m not even sure why, but it just does things to me I can’t explain! This post is dedicated to those bodybuilders who *love* to cheekily screw up their faces like scrunchy lil’ monkeys when they’re on stage scrunching their tight hard beautiful six pack abs/blowing up their tissue paper encased bowling ball biceps/cranking out those football shaped trap exploding most musculars/basically just fucking letting RIP!

I’m aware there are probably some of you for whom this doesn’t really do anything for, so you might not quite “get” this post, but I also know there are a few of you who feel exactly the same as me, so this one’s for all the scrunchy mush lovers out there!

Brace yourself lads for some of the cutest/hottest/cockiest/cheekiest face snarlers/mush scrunchers in the business! “SQUEEZE THAT HUGE PUMPED BEEF LAD AND SCRUNCH THAT SCRUNCHY MONKEY MUSH YOU HARD TIGHT JACKED RIPPED MUSCLE FREAK YOU. GRRRRR-UFF”!

COMING SOON…COCKY POSING PIC COLLECTION #2: TONGUE FLASHERS! FOOK YEAH!!





















































12 comments:

  1. God I love your commitment to giving me so much muscle pleasure with your blog! Tell me...who is the totally hot über muscled up monster in your pic of the day in the sunglasses,the stuffed to breaking white undies ,the lickable pits and the nipples that require a good service?

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    1. Thanks fella! Doing the blog gives me a fair amount of muscle pleasure too mate! :) I would love to know who that hottie is too but sadly I don't!

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  2. Bloody hell mate what a post!! All I got to say is HUPPP, SSSS, YES, YES, YEAH, FOOOOK YEAHHHH!!! You've outdone yourself on this one buddy congratulations! What's the point in flexing if you're not gonna crank the attitude up til the fuckin dial breaks?? Know what you mean about it not doing it for everyone but when these boys get nasty, BRING IT ON. Gotta love our boy Flex working it big time, go on my son!!! Can't wait for part 2 mate!!!

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  3. Fook yeah, matie!! Lemme see those ripped up cuties and grainy muscle daddies fucking skeeeeeer-UNCH and screw up their hot mushes while fucking SLAMMING into those poses like their life depended on it!! Highlights for me include Flex squinting his eyes closed almost as tight as his ripped granite stomach, Peter Molnar sneering cockily as he CRANKS on that most muscular, Brian Yersky looking like a snarling ANIMAL and Rich Gaspari wrinkling up that rabbit nose (hehe) as he SLAMS down on his gorgeous ab blocks, bulge on full display. Love the post mate and glad to see other lads do as well.

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  4. For me this was an incredibly hot post.

    When a bodybuilder(male) is squeezing the fuck out of his muscles, his muscles are as hard as can be,veins are popping out from underneath his paper-thin skin, sweat may be running off him, he's fucking jacked and primed. To see a mild or polite smile just dampens the whole scene. A bestial grimace, full of aggression, rage, forcefulness, manliness fucking tops it all (well a big boner sticking out would be bliss, but you get the drift...we've got to keep to the rules here). It's like he's fucking saying "I'm such a fucking animal, get a load of this!!"BOOF, pose after fucking pose !! All that aggression has to be expressed somehow, and the face is part of it. For me the more intense the grimace the better. It's like they are really revealing their true nature, none of that mild mannered stuff on stage, it's a place for unrestrained manly display in all it's contorted and unashamed glory. The grimace is not one of pain, but of pleasure in revealing all desire, muscle and exhbitionism, it reveals how they truly feel about their bodies at that moment.

    Sorry for the ramble...

    TMA

    Like this one
    Fucking excellent grimace and pose

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  5. HOLY FUCK!! These comments are bloody brilliant. So many fucking awesome/hot descriptions of these pumped to buggery muscle freaks and their outrageous/shameless/cocky/scrunchy facial expressions!! Glad to see it's not just me and "omfg" going nutso over these scrunchy fuckers! Flex is definitely up there with the best of them. The lad knows how to fucking work that stage and show off his huge freakazoid man beef to maximum effect. You can hear his thoughts now.."time to crunch these thiny skinned, stacked to fuckity, granite fucking hard abber dabbers...best scrunch my mush up to obscene proportions and jam my eyes up TIGHT as I'm fucking CRANKING it. Eeeeeeeeeee. Get a load o' THAT fuckers"!

    I think "oceej" fucking nailed what makes bodybuilders who pull these kind of OTT cocky expression so bloody hot!! It's just pure unashamed, unapologetic, animalistic, aggressive, arrogant, testosterone fuelled, BEAST-like behaviour to the fucking extreme. "BOOF" in-fuckin-deed mate! Oh and if that's rambling..then feel free to ramble as much as you fucking want mate!! Thanks again lads!

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  6. Agree with oceej, the grimace isn't one of pain but sheer pleasure, satisfaction, attitude, determination. Bodybuilding is THE most hardcore sport, all about extremes, so you gotta take it to the max! Love seeing the desperation on these guys faces when they hit a pose, it's like 'FUCK I gotta do this/get a load of this muscle/you got no idea how GOOD this feels!' I know loads of people say the face scrunching spoils the overall pose but I reckon it makes it. I swear some of these guys look like they're in the middle of the best orgasm ever, which they probably are, about to blow in their trunks at any moment, GO FOR IT LADS!!

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    1. HOLY FUCK! "Musclenut" that last line is so fucking HOT!! Awesome stuff mate. Stay tuned for that "tongue flashers" (hehe) post!

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  7. The last dude in the black beanie on the chest press gets me so freaking hot! Those two massive mounds of pec meat,striated and stressed to the max, full of pumped up testosterone and roided juices. I could spend days worshipping those babies,licking and spitting on em,shoving my piece in between those mountains of muscle , twisting on those nips as the beast scrunched up his handsome face in pain and proud pleasure showing me the hard work he put into creating these huge slabs of veiny manhood. Woof! What a fucking beast

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  8. I can't begin to express how awesome this post was, so all I will say is "I agree to every comment above, thank you, and can't wait for the next installment!"

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  9. Oh my fucking GOD, this is going to be your most scorching hot series EVER!! All that primal, dominant, superhuman muscle and cocky attitude... I can never get enough! I just want to see these monsters grunting and roaring as they pump their shredded sculpted GODbodies to unimaginable levels of power and beauty! I can't wait!

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  10. Just fucking brilliant, thanks mate for packing these together a true muscle-fest

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