#1. He's bloody gorgeous!! Look at those cute little chipmunk cheeks and that cheeky boy smile. Kinda boyish but ALL fucking man..handsome..charming..lovely..THROB!!
#2. Not only is he a bodybuilder of beastly proportions, i.e. blown up muscle bulging out all over the bleedin' shop, but he also happens to be...
#3. FUCKING RIPPED from (sexy) head to (tan painted) toe!!
#4. The flat out freaky as fuck braided, shredded to the Heavens quads. FUCK ME!! Those things are incredible!! Lines and striations you never knew existed..size for days..flares for weeks..no clean undies for months (whoooops that last one's just me)!
#5. The ripped up, hot as fuckity fuck abber dabbers!! Fucking crunch those stacked up little ab bricks Milan...fucking crunch 'em good. Abber dabber doooooo!!
#6. That full hard dry striated chest, which explodes and bursts when he cranks out those dangerously hot Most Musculars. Grrrrrrrrrr!!
#7. The huge boulder delts which are freakishly fucking striated. Go on lads...trace the lines and striations of those watermelons with your fingers. RUFF RUFF RUFF!!
#8. The HUUUUGE skin stretching biceps which just fucking EXPLODE and erupt when he's blowing those bad boys up. I wonder if Milan has a buddie on the other side of the camera who barks at him to hit his poses and then vocals his reactions and thoughts. "Whoooo...fucking ripped brah...blow it up bro...blow it up...make it big...awww yeah...ripped and cut...now that's what I'm talking about".
#9. The fact he often poses for pics and squeezes his ripped up man beef in the *the* fucking HOTTEST pairs of briefs *bites knuckles*!
#10. The awesome/cocky as hell/pumped to fuck 'tude which occasionally bursts out in certain pics/videos...usually when he's squeezing out those massive beef exploding Most Musculars, scrunching his hot little mush, gritting his teeth and grunting like fuck as he blasts those bad boys out and makes his phenomenally huge muscles triple in size and almost explode through the wafer thin cling wrap skin barely able to contain them!