Saturday, 9 February 2013

HOT CZECH MUSCLE BOY JIRI BORKOVEC

JIRI BORKOVEC!! OH. MY. GAWWWD!! Two words...FUCKING RIPPED!! Three more words...SO FUCKING CUTE!! Another six words...FUCKING CUTE RIPPED UP MUSCLE BOY!! Not only is this pumped up spunkster pretty damn fucking adorable and gorgeous, he also happens to be fucking SHRE-HE-DED from (cute) head to (tan painted) toe, sporting the hottest, most knuckle biting pair of insanely ripped up quads you've seen this side of Spunkday! Just LOOK at those fucking wheels! Lines, cuts, deep grooves and separations you never thought were possible for any living person to develop. They're so damn fucking freaky they barely look real!

He also happens to be the proud owner of one of *the* most insanely fucking HOT, shredded to fucking fuckery set of eight pack abdominals in the business. Look at those deeply grooved, perfectly shaped, cut to the Heavens, crunched to buggery, thinly skinned abber dabbers!! Those eight abdominal muscles are just fucking beautiful, a work of art. That’s just genetics right there..all the sit-ups in the world won’t get you looking as CUT TO FUCKING FUCK as Jiri with his little cum gutters just begging to be crunched/touched. KER-UNCH goes Jiri's ab blocks...SPER-LAT goes my boxers!!

Jiri could also hold a fucking master class in how to scrunch your mush/gurn/SNARL as you flex it up and squeeze it. "Mush Scrunching & Face Snarling for Bodybuilders 101". You gotta fucking love/cream your jim-jams to those cheeky boy/nasty lad/cocky fucker facial expressions Jiri *insists* on pulling every time he pops a (huge ripped) muscle, especially...THE SNARL!! Grrrrrrrr!! Jiri is definitely one of the best snarly monkeys in the business (Seth Feroce also comes to mind), sneering with intensity like “grrrrrrr lemme twist ‘em this way and twist ‘em that way...want to learn how to count to eight in Czech? Just count these fucking blocks threatening to pop through my stomach! Grrrrrr-RUFF RUFF RUFF!”

I often wonder what the parents of all these insanely ripped, grotesquely muscular freaks of nature think of their roid gobbling, shiny posing trunk sporting sons, and whether they approve of their hardcore freaky bodybuilding! My own parents would probably either cart me off to the local nut house, or call an exorcist if I announced I was planning to become a competitive bodybuilder. I don't know why but I have this image of Jiri's parents being *really* conservative. Poor Mrs Borkovec. All she ever wanted was her little soldier to grow up and be a successful doctor or lawyer. Instead...she got someone who, when not pumping iron at his local hell hole hardcore meat head gym and shoving as many daily calories down his cake hole as possible, seems intent on scrunching up his face into the most outrageous bleedin' expressions like some kind of animal while crunching and squeezing and tensing and flexing his "horrendously big, disgustingly ripped He Man-esque muscles" (Mrs B's words...not mine) and wearing "those horrific, brightly coloured underpant garment thingies" (again..Mrs B..I'd personally go with "tiny shiny HOT brightly coloured dick bulge and hard nasty glute hugging lucky fucking posing trunks..SLURP").

I can just see Mrs Borkovec now at one of her tea gatherings, all the other proud mums giving her updates of their sons passing their exams and getting their medical licenses, and all Mrs B can brag about is her son having the most ripped up eight pack abs on Earth! It wouldn't be so bad if Jiri didn't interrupt every tea party by waddling around shirtless, his disgustingly shredded abdominals on full display, causing all the mum's to gasp in horror, scoff in disgust and choke on their tea! If only they knew...every single one of their nice, respectable, upstanding, professional sons has creamed one off to pictures and videos of gorgeous, ripped to hell Jiri and his insane, shredded to fuck quads and his beautiful, cut to fuck ab blocks in all their crazy awesome, hot as hell, undie destroying, otherworldly glory!!


































 


 

















 





























10 comments:

  1. iuhfcngurblkg...can't...type....so...bksbu;=dehydrated...so...drained...m ust...lie down...

    Ok, got my second wind. I just can't get ENOUGH of this ripped to FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCKETY FUCK gorgeous muscle boy with THE deepest, most carved up shredded eight-pack abdominals known to man. I almost feel bad for those poor competitors who have the misfortune of having to crank out a mandatory ab/thigh pose next to this boy-God. If I were a competitor, I can't decide if I'd rather get the fuck away from him due to being totally outclassed, or get CLOSE to the shredded lil fucker, running my hand over that washboard serratus as he twists into a side crunch, running my finger up the braided muscle in those qua-ah-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhdddzzzzz rlkgjhnekrgbe;gub;egq;bwgrbuvn;nre----

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  2. OMG addict, i never can compete with your phrases, just love them, like "crunched to buggery, thinly skinned abber dabbers." your right, how can anyone look at him and breathe normal at the hardest, deep carved silk covered muscle granite on a young gorgeous supreme male sent from the heavens just to make us JERK off our rockers, and those shots of jiri and peter prielozny another young, adorable, erotic, muscle studgod, WOOF!!!!! what i'd love to see those two do after a hard, sweatdrenched workout would really make the tea party GASP. great post as always on another load producing specimen.

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  3. He looks so wholesome!! Surely he needs corrupting. I'd volunteer.

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  4. Who is the bodybuilder of MUSCLE PICTURE OF THE DAY?
    Great body!!!!

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    1. That's Roman Fritz! German bodybuilder ;)

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  5. Dear Mrs. Borkovec,

    Thank you for inviting me to tea at your home this afternoon. The experience was, well, life changing. Little Jiri certainly has grown since my last visit!

    I apologize for the sweat and cum stains I left on your velvet sofa, but I suggest you just get used it. Jiri's eight-pack abs are basically a jism magnet and forsee many more loads of milky praise showering him (and your upholstery) in the years to come.

    Have you considered leather?

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    1. HAHA!! Fucking awesome comment!! Really made me smile ;)

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  6. oh yea, that's gorgeous, stunning, lickable roman fritz. picture the perfect setup. face buried in young roman's muscled ass while jerking off jiri's muscled cock = cum shot round the world.

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  7. Great set. Thanks for posting. BTW, for those who care about such things, his first name is pronounced YEAR-zhi, with the "r" rolled. It's the Czech equivalent of "George".--PJ

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  8. Got any recent pics of this hottie?

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