Friday, 18 January 2013

BRITISH MUSCLE DADDY ANDY POLHILL

ANDY "ULTIMATE BRITISH MUSCLE LADDY-DADDY" POLHILL!! 3 WORDS: FU. HUCK. ME!! I seriously can not express how much I fucking LOVE this perfectly pumped, shredded to the pits of hell and back, gorgeous/cheeky/cocky silver haired mountain of butch gruff muscle daddy Scottish BEEF!!

Every time I clap my muscle loving peepers on Andy I get the sudden urge to start chanting “WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!”. Just LOOK at that fucking mush!! Phwoooarrr!! He's bloody gorgeous. PROPER GORJ!! Those lovely twinkly eyes (Sigh) and that cheeky chappie/charming/mischievous/laddish smile (THROB) is enough to melt the hearts/drench the boxers of any self respecting muscle junkie! And the bod?? Pwooooof!! What a MASSIVE mountain of huge hard pumped marble-esque shredded to within an inch of his butch gruff life, touch it and you'll lose it in two seconds flat, vein encrusted, flat out freaky as FUCK MAN MEAT!! Those perfect pecs..those magnificent wheels..the bulging biceps..the exploding traps..the abs which looks as if they're about to pop out of his torso and rip clean through his cling wrap skin..and of course..THAT FUCKING ASS!! That hot, juicy, meaty, macho daddy ass with cheeks so striated and HARD you'd break your fucking fingers trying to prise apart. I'd give a million pounds to any muscle lover who could get within two feet of that thing without their pants exploding! Broooiiiinggg SPLAT!!

And lastly...there's the 'tude! The awesome/cheeky/cocky/playful/laddish fucking ‘tude when he’s on stage, caked in shiny tan from head to toe, ripped to the fucking eyeballs, flexing and squeezing, crunching and scrunching, grunting and growling, bamming and SLAMMING into the most God damn freakiest monster Most Musculars ever squeezed by any man/human/roided up muscle freak in a pair of shiny posing trunks!! The OTT cocky/cheeky/awesome/adorable mush scrunches he pulls when he’s showing off his freaky as fuck shit (see the below videos for proof) are so outrageously HOT they should come with a health warning.

Be still my beating heart/throbbing cock/exploding cream filled briefs and behold this insanely sexy, dangerously spunky, ridiculously fucking horny beyond any words imaginable pumped roided massive Brit muscle daddy FREAK!! Come on now lads..join in with me.."WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!"




































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ANTH "THE FREAK" BAILES...PART 2!

10 comments:

  1. Awesome post! I've lost count how many loads I've blown to his pics &the vids. What a MAN!

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  2. Andy is the business without doubt.
    From north of the border (Scotland), packed with prime Beef!! The guy deserves to be amongst the greats of bodybuilding. (He did win the NABBA 2012 Mr Universe - Medium class and was judged the overall winner of the competition) - so it ain't just hype.

    Andy's competition results

    Despite his cool laidback style, his symmetrical beef still shines through on his well proportioned frame. He's well gorg, and well hard and well muscled.

    MA, It doesn't end at Woof, slurp, drool and a stiff dick too come to mind, when he appears.

    Shame there isn't much footage of him.

    TMA.

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    1. Right on the money as usual oceej! And you're very correct, when Andy struts/swaggers on stage, it's a case of 'slurp, drool and a stiff dick' at this end too, big time! Yum!

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  3. Addict, that is one hot ripped muscle daddy. Incredible.

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  4. There are no words to express how much I LOVE Andy! Well, that’s not entirely true, but MA has used them all already in that *incredible* intro! SPOT ON MATE! Every single observation is utterly perfect, from the awesome daddy-esque looks to the cheeky-chappie ‘tude and of course the brutal man-bod from the ‘pits of hell’ (love it!) all combining to make a juicy prime cut of pure cute-as-fook cheeky-charming corn-fed Scottish daddy-beef of the very spunkiest kind imaginable! For a daddy-lover (guilty!) Andy is pretty much as good as it gets, and for me the fact that he always comes over as a really loving and dedicated family man is also mighty appealing. What can I say, I’m a sucker for a nice lad and Andy always comes across as a total and utter cutie on that front! And I’m also really genuinely pleased for him winning the Mr Universe title last year, good for you chap! So here’s to Andy P, the most beguiling blend of muscle-daddy and lovely-laddy I think I’ve ever seen! ‘WOOF!’ indeed MA! With a ‘BARK!’, ‘GROWL!’, ‘WHIMPER!’ and a big long and throaty ‘GRRRRRR!’ thrown in for good measure! Brilliant post mate, you’re the best!

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    1. Awesome..mad..brilliant..clever..funny..HOT!! In other words..just your typical "showmethemuscle" comment. Grrrrrr!! I don't know why but I see Andy as a bit of a family man too. In fact..I can't help wondering whether there's an Andy Polhill Jnr knocking around! A 20 year old version of Andy who is the fucking SPIT of his old roid gobbling pops! That same gorgeous/cute/handsome as fuck mush which (just like his dad) he scrunches into those same cheeky/smug/"Yeah I'm shit fucking HOT and I know it" smirks and awesome/outrageous/cocky as fook facial expressions as he's slamming down those muscle exploding MM's and ker-unching into those beef popping abs & thighs because OH YEAH..Andy Jnr would be a pumped up to the eyeballs, ripped up to the arsehole roid chomping muscle monster just like his pops. SLURP!! And of course, he'd be a right fucking LAD! All cheeky and cocky when he's on stage posing his Union Jack(?) coloured trunks off..crunching those abs..flexing those bi's..wobbling those quads..and tensing that dangerously hot juicy little ASS which he's also inherited from his pa! "BARK" "GROWL" and "WHIMPER" times a fucking million mate!!

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    2. Wow mate, such kind words! And such HORNY words too! Andy's son, what an idea! Just as bloody cute/gorg as Dad, just as big and pumped-up and *even* cheekier/cockier in the posing too, if that's even possible of course! Love it! A great post just got greater! Keep up the awesomeness MA, not that I think there's any risk of that running out *just* yet! ;-)

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  5. Dave - you and me both! Guaranteed hard on every time ;)

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  6. Well MA - British muscle for a British blog. Andy is really hot stuff and a worthy Mr Universe. Love the photos outside the Conference Centre in Southport, especially the second. I like to think he dropped those pants just for me. Mind you I'm so f----ing old he can't be a daddy for me. I'll have to adopt him as my muscle toy-boy. What fun we'd have!

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  7. The fist James llewellin (in that sexy black vest) photo is one of the sexiest muscle pics ever. Sheer, fuck me sexiness. I want my hands on his huge arms and under that vest onto those pumped pecs. WOW!

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