#1. A 21-24 year old All American bodybuilding muscle boy with the CUTEST fucking mush you've ever seen...big puppy dog eyes, gorgeous fucking smile, cute lil' features, boyish but masculine as fucking HELL...sporting the most outrageously horny mohawk (WOOF WOOF) and oh yeah...he also happens to be not only modestly big for a lad his age but ripped to fucking SHREDS and back! Choo-choo...all aboard the BEEF TRAIN...next stop...RIPPED CITY!! Lines/grooves/cuts/separations you never knew existed...just shredded from hot mohawk sporting head to tan dripped toe!! Awesome lil' croquet ball shaped biceps which explode in veins when he flexes 'em, big boulder shoulders, full perfectly round pecs, cute lil' pinchable nipples, the HOTTEST set of washboard abs, a big thick set of quads with insane flares, and the most pantcreaming lil' beefy bottie blowing out of his indecently shiny, tiny as FOOK posing trunks! Slurp slurp fucking slurp!! And this pumped up cutie sure fucking knows how to pose! He just so happens to be THE cockiest fucking fucker you've ever seen in a juniour/collegiate bodybuilding category! Seriously...the tude on this lad. JESUS FRIG!! He stomps on stage like he's just swallowed a whole bottle of Cocky Pills...squeeeezing and flexing his pumped up boy beef so fucking HARD with the most shamelessly arrogant/cheeky/animated facial expressions...scrunching and squeezing that cutie pie mush...not to mention his fucking tongue which keeps popping out every 5 fucking minutes. Cocky lil' cutester!! Oh and he is just as cocky when he poses OFF stage too...in the comfort of his bedroom...in front of the mirror (of course)! The lad cant tear himself away from his own reflection! He just stands there...pumped and ripped to buggery like a walking spunk soaked Kleenex tissue squeezing like his life depends on it, which obviously makes him horny as FUCK. ENTER ME!!
#2. A BIG BAD BALD BUTCH BRITISH BEEF MONSTER!! WOOOOOOF!! Hard as fucking nails..as bald as a boiled egg...and fucking MASSIVE!! Obscenely THICK juicy as fuck balloon-esque mounds of meat just exploding off every inch of him. The muscle looks like it's just hanging off the bones. His huge juicy pillow pecs twitch and bounce and dance with the slightest movement like they have a life of their own...his massive watermelon shoulders look cartoonishly big...his arms look like they're pumped with synthol...but they're not...they really are just fucking MONSTROUS...as they explode either side of his sexy as hell, hyper fucking butch & oh-so-British mug! Phwooooarrrr!! And the veins!! Jesus Christ the veins!! You have NEVER seen arms so fucking vascular. It's like he has wires trapped under his fucking skin...which by the way is thinner than fucking tracing paper!! And the tude?? Awwww man!! This guy KNOWS he's a fucking freak. He literally is the NASTIEST cockiest hardest most arrogant fucker who ever stomped onto a bodybuilding stage. He just squeezes those balloons of beef so fucking HARD you fear he may go POP all over the stage...until you realise it's actually you that's gone POP *blush*!
#3. A fucking GORGEOUS, massively pumped Egyptian muscle hottie. Outrageously good/sexy/handsome looks...a hot butch bald head...heart melting smile...the most gorgeous caramel coloured skin...aged 28-35, mega fucking masculine but also looks like a bit of a soft lad sweetie pie...maybe even a hot little gruff goatee...and the most beautiful, smooth, aesthetic, symmetrical, big, stacked, shredded, juicy body! He'll pose and flex for you and let you explore every massive freaky smooth bronzed muscle...before fucking the life out of you and then afterwards...you'll wrap yourself around his meat mountain of a body...your arm wrapped round his huge hard abs as they pulsate up and down...your leg draped over his brick shit house quad...your head nestled in between his front lat and the side of big pumped pec...and he'll tenderly ruffle your hair and softly kiss your forehead as you fall into a deep sleep with the biggest/most satisfied/"is this a fucking dream or is this really happening" smile on your face.
#4. Failing that...any of the hot/cute/sexy/huge/monstrous/ripped/shredded muscle boys/roid monkeys/beef monsters below will do!
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