#2. A BIG BAD BALD BUTCH BRITISH BEEF MONSTER!! WOOOOOOF!! Hard as fucking nails..as bald as a boiled egg...and fucking MASSIVE!! Obscenely THICK juicy as fuck balloon-esque mounds of meat just exploding off every inch of him. The muscle looks like it's just hanging off the bones. His huge juicy pillow pecs twitch and bounce and dance with the slightest movement like they have a life of their own...his massive watermelon shoulders look cartoonishly big...his arms look like they're pumped with synthol...but they're not...they really are just fucking MONSTROUS...as they explode either side of his sexy as hell, hyper fucking butch & oh-so-British mug! Phwooooarrrr!! And the veins!! Jesus Christ the veins!! You have NEVER seen arms so fucking vascular. It's like he has wires trapped under his fucking skin...which by the way is thinner than fucking tracing paper!! And the tude?? Awwww man!! This guy KNOWS he's a fucking freak. He literally is the NASTIEST cockiest hardest most arrogant fucker who ever stomped onto a bodybuilding stage. He just squeezes those balloons of beef so fucking HARD you fear he may go POP all over the stage...until you realise it's actually you that's gone POP *blush*!
#3. A fucking GORGEOUS, massively pumped Egyptian muscle hottie. Outrageously good/sexy/handsome looks...a hot butch bald head...heart melting smile...the most gorgeous caramel coloured skin...aged 28-35, mega fucking masculine but also looks like a bit of a soft lad sweetie pie...maybe even a hot little gruff goatee...and the most beautiful, smooth, aesthetic, symmetrical, big, stacked, shredded, juicy body! He'll pose and flex for you and let you explore every massive freaky smooth bronzed muscle...before fucking the life out of you and then afterwards...you'll wrap yourself around his meat mountain of a body...your arm wrapped round his huge hard abs as they pulsate up and down...your leg draped over his brick shit house quad...your head nestled in between his front lat and the side of big pumped pec...and he'll tenderly ruffle your hair and softly kiss your forehead as you fall into a deep sleep with the biggest/most satisfied/"is this a fucking dream or is this really happening" smile on your face.
#4. Failing that...any of the hot/cute/sexy/huge/monstrous/ripped/shredded muscle boys/roid monkeys/beef monsters below will do!
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