As hot as Jake is, there's a few things I think he could change which would make him even hotter! For starters the hair! It's not that there's anything wrong with Jake's, but imagine him with some uber hot/funky/laddish Cody Lewis-style mohawk?!! OH MOMMA!! A cutie bum like Jake could really pull it off and he'd look as HOT as fucking fuck with it.
Then there's the posers. You probably all know about my absolute disgust/obsession with velvet trunks (JUST. FUCK. OFF) so you can imagine my thoughts on those hideous purple things he's sporting. Someone needs to fly to Melbourne, find out where Jake lives, break into his house, steal those purple monstrosities and replace them with some teenie tiny, hot as fuck, shiny as shit, obscenely bright colourful (preferably green, pruple, pink or gold) glute devouring rubber-y slurpers!
And lastly there's the tude! Ok we know for a FACT Jake's got it in him to be a cocky little spunkster. Check out the stage pics of him for evidence, especially the one of him with his hands on the top of his quads...slamming down for a beef exploding Most Muscular..that cute mush arrogantly scrunched to fuck as if to say "hell yeah fuckers...I'm shit fucking hot and I know it"! But it's clear from the rest of the pics it's a pretty rare moment and he only really saves it for the stage. Just one question Jake...WHY?? How fucking HOT would it be to see Jake really cranking up the 'tude in those gym and bedroom/hotel room shots?? Standing there, eyes closed, face arrogantly scrunched up, either with his mouth aggressively wide open, or his tongue outrageously sticking flat out like the cockiest fucking fucker who ever squeezed into a pair of (non-velvet) posing trunks?!!
If you missed my original Jake post, then click your muscle loving finger here, and if you're already very well familiar with this sexy little beef hottie, feast your beef worshipping eyes on these...
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