#6. THE ABS & THIGHS POSE
Is there anything hotter than the image of a huge roided up muscle freak man beast throwing his ridiculously pumped arms behind the back of his head and then slamming down on his crunched stacked brick-like abs, which pop out so far they’re practically in the audience? Bowling ball biceps exploding either side of the muscle bull’s head, freakishly big cut to fuck crazy defined tree trunk-esque wheels on full, beautiful display, nipples tweaking out, obscenely bright shiny as shit roid dick covered posing trunk bulge buried in between those fuck-off monstrous quads. Even better is when muscle freaks squeeze this insanely horny pose with an arrogant/cocky grimace or expression, or even fucking hotter, accompany the pose with an outrageously cocky grunt or yell. FUUUUUUCK!!!
Current bodybuilders who look insane squeezing an abs & thighs: Eduardo Correa, James Flex Lewis, Branch Warren, Baitollah Abbspour, Johnnie Jackson.
#7. NOISY POSERS
I’ve said it before on the blog….bodybuilders who grunt/groan/scream/shout/yell when squeezing their ripped shredded superhuman man beef on stage drive me fucking CRAZY!! It’s just the absolute ultimate move in displays of outrageous, hyper-masculine cockiness and arrogance! It’s just so fucking unnecessary, there’s only one reason why bodybuilders do it, and that’s to draw even more attention to themselves! I also love it when one guy is particularly noisy during comparisons, and it seems to set the other bodybuilders off, and it almost becomes a pissing contest, who can shout and scream the loudest and make the most outrageous noises when they hit their poses. There’s a shit load of examples of this over on YouTube and it just does it for me every fucking time!! Grrrrrr!! Raaaaaarrr!! YEEEAHH!!
Outrageously noisy bodybuilders (past and present): Jay Cutler, Gustavo Baddell, Ben Pakulski, Evan Centopani, Ronnie Coleman, Branch Warren, Melvin Anthony, Craig Titus, King Kamali, Alex Dos Anjos, Kevin Levrone.
To be continued…
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