- The ridiculously gorgeous, uber-cute, sexy as hell, handsome as fuck, All American pretty boy looks. THROB!
- The awesome/cocky/pumped 'tude he brings whenever he steps on stage tanned up to the eyeballs in shredded condition, wearing nothing but his glute gobbling posing trunks, grimacing and screwing his gorgeous face up into all kinds of outrageously cocky expressions. AWESOME!!
- The huge JACKED shredded ripped mountain of pumped up roid injected boy beef that is his bod, complete with MASSIVE guns, stacked abs, monstrous barn door back, freakishly vein splattered tree trunk-esque quads, and a pant creaming pair of glutes which seem to get bigger, hotter, harder and more striated with every show he competes in. FUCK YEAH!!!
- 2 words: VELVET! TRUNKS!
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