Let the huge freaky BEEF fest commence...
10 THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BODYBUILDERS/MUSCLE (PART 1)
PECS! MUSCLE TITS! BEEFY BOOBS! I fucking love ’em!! Hands down my favourite body part on a muscle freak, they’ve got to be HUGE, thick and juicy. Bonus points if they’re also plastered in freaky nasty veins! Pecs so fucking big you can balance a dinner plate on them…tits with a Grand Canyon-rivalling groove so fucking deep you could bury your hand in it…boobs so fucking big they twitch and move at the slightest fucking movement!! I also fucking LOVE to see huge freaky muscle tits bouncing like two fucking puppies in a sack. It’s such an incredibly horny image. Up goes the right pec: BISH. Up goes the left pec: BASH. Up goes the right pec again: BOSH!!
Some muscle freaks past & presents with amazing pecs: Art Atwood (RIP), Alexey Lesukov, Phil Heath, Markus Ruhl, Johnnie Jackson.
#2. POSING TRUNKS
I fucking LOVE posing trunks!! Bright, shiny, tiny, sticky, sweaty posing trunks clinging to/getting gobbled/swallowed up by a huge pair of fuck off juicy glutes. WOOF!! Trunks so outrageously bright and shiny you need sunglasses to look directly at them…posers with straps thinner than fucking dental floss which look like they’re about to snap at any given moment to reveal the bare huge freaky hard striated ass of the muscle beast! I also fucking HATE it when guys were those velvety trunks. Whoever is responsible for creating those should be fucking SHOT. They’ve gotta be that shiny sticky wet look material and they’ve got to be shiny as shit, paper thin and look about three sizes too small. SLURP!!
Favourite posing trunk colours: Lime green (nasty and tacky), bright genie green, bright baby metallic blue, wet look black, silver, the colour of the owners national flag (outrageous), shiny as shit GOLD *bites fist*!
#3. COCKY/ARROGANT POSING
For me, the way a bodybuilder poses & the attitude he adopts on stage has a huge part to play in how hot I find him. In fact I’d say it’s often more important than a guys look & body. If a bodybuilder isn’t necessarily the best looking guy, or the biggest or most ripped, but just has the most awesome/outrageously cocky style of posing and rips up the stage like a fucking ANIMAL I am fucking sold. I LOVE cocky/arrogant/cheeky/playful/animated posers! Guys who hit the stage really fucking PUMPED and really go for it, give it fucking HELL as they let rip and squeeze their huge freaky tan drenched roid beef!! A couple of things which can send a muscle freak flying off the Spunk-O-Meter = outrageously sticking out his tongue as he’s hitting his poses..screwing/scrunching up his face into all sorts of cocky/awesome/animated expressions…arrogantly opening his mouth wide as he squeezes the beef/hits the poses…shouting/screaming/groaning/yelling/grunting as he flexes his huge freaky man meat…basically acting like a cocky/nasty shit hot arrogant animal who *knows* there’s guys out their creaming their boy beans at the mere fucking thought of them.
A few of the best/cockiest/most outrageous/arrogant posers (past and present): Mike Matarazzo, Johnnie Jackson, Phil Heath, Kevin Levrone, Art Atwood, Melvin Anthony, Craig Titus, Gustavo Badell, Robert Burneika, Evan Centopani, Ben Pakulski (the list goes on)!
To be continued…
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