#1 - THE BODY!! Just look at the fucking STATE of those ridiculous arms!! Choo Choo...all aboard the Spunk Train...next stop...Tricep City! The rest of his buff beefy brauny body isn't exactly lacking in the size stakes either. His vascularity is beyond hot too. Check out the nasty splattering of veins across his delts and pecs in those insane Most Muscular shots, like a thousand thin snakes running riot under his paper thin smooth bronzed skin, and the crazy ass road map of veins covering those pumped quads in those uber-sexy outdoor shots of him wearing nothing but his trainers and little blue shiny trunks. Slurp!
#2 - THE LOOKS!! PJ's a ridiculously cute, insanely gorgeous, mega sexy American jock boy hottie, and even without the 200 lbs of smooth pumped bulging roided beef I'd be a smitten kitten.
#3 - THE ATTITUDE!! I've seen and read interviews with PJ and he comes across as such a fucking nice, sweet guy, but squeeze him into a pair of brightly coloured skimpy posers, splash on 3 litres of mega dark tan and push him onto a bodybuilding stage and suddenly he turns into a fucking animal!! Grraaarrrrr!! Look at him arrogantly opening his mouth and scrunching up his face as he's squeezing out those vein erupting beef exploding monster Most Musculars!! Spunk-fucking-tastic! I just love his awesome/cocky/superior/"I'm shit fucking hot and I know it..all the dudes wanna be me..all the girls wanna do me..and some of the dudes wanna do me too" attitude!
We fucking love you PJ Braun!!