ANSWER: MOHAMED “I’M AN ABSOLUTE TANK ON 2 LEGS” SALAMA!
QUESTION: Which bodybuilder’s back is so freakishly huge you could write out the entire bible on it and still have space??
ANSWER: MOHAMED “EVERY TIME I SQUEEZE A DOUBLE BICEP I PUNCH 2 HOLES IN THE CEILING” SALAMA!
QUESTION: Which bodybuilder is such a monstrous beast he runs the risk of getting permanently stuck in every doorway he attempts to waddle through?
ANSWER: MOHAMED “IT’S MY SOLE PURPOSE IN LIFE TO MAKE THE CROTCH OF EVERY MAN AND WOMEN’S PANTS DAMP JUST BY LOOKING AT ME” SALAMA!
QUESTION: Which bodybuilder’s back is so freakishly huge you could write out the entire bible on it and still have space??
ANSWER: MOHAMED “EVERY TIME I SQUEEZE A DOUBLE BICEP I PUNCH 2 HOLES IN THE CEILING” SALAMA!
QUESTION: Which bodybuilder is such a monstrous beast he runs the risk of getting permanently stuck in every doorway he attempts to waddle through?
ANSWER: MOHAMED “IT’S MY SOLE PURPOSE IN LIFE TO MAKE THE CROTCH OF EVERY MAN AND WOMEN’S PANTS DAMP JUST BY LOOKING AT ME” SALAMA!
just discovered this mountain of meat the other day!
ReplyDeletethe back and shoulders on this f*cker are so grotesquely obscene they make me drool!!
and where did you get the photos of this pumped up bastard relaxing on the beach!
WOAH!!
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It's kind of surprising there hasn't been any reported incident of people randomly jumping towards him and touching his muscles like there's no tomorrow. Because I know I would. I wonder what kind of bed does he sleep on because that thing needs a lot support for it not to brake. The photo on the beach where his relaxing in the chair with his equally incredible friend is by far the most cock-hardening photo ever. By the way, excellent text. It really made me laugh.
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