Saturday, 21 January 2012

EGYPTIAN MUSCLE MONSTER MOHAMED SALAMA

QUESTION: Which bodybuilder is so obscenely pumped it looks like someone’s shoved a bicycle pump into every one of his available orifice’s and pumped him up till he almost bursts?

ANSWER: MOHAMED “I’M AN ABSOLUTE TANK ON 2 LEGS” SALAMA!

QUESTION: Which bodybuilder’s back is so freakishly huge you could write out the entire bible on it and still have space??

ANSWER: MOHAMED “EVERY TIME I SQUEEZE A DOUBLE BICEP I PUNCH 2 HOLES IN THE CEILING” SALAMA!

QUESTION: Which bodybuilder is such a monstrous beast he runs the risk of getting permanently stuck in every doorway he attempts to waddle through?

ANSWER: MOHAMED “IT’S MY SOLE PURPOSE IN LIFE TO MAKE THE CROTCH OF EVERY MAN AND WOMEN’S PANTS DAMP JUST BY LOOKING AT ME” SALAMA!







































































2 comments:

  1. just discovered this mountain of meat the other day!

    the back and shoulders on this f*cker are so grotesquely obscene they make me drool!!

    and where did you get the photos of this pumped up bastard relaxing on the beach!
    WOAH!!
    having problems here!!
    x

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  2. It's kind of surprising there hasn't been any reported incident of people randomly jumping towards him and touching his muscles like there's no tomorrow. Because I know I would. I wonder what kind of bed does he sleep on because that thing needs a lot support for it not to brake. The photo on the beach where his relaxing in the chair with his equally incredible friend is by far the most cock-hardening photo ever. By the way, excellent text. It really made me laugh.

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