Monday, 26 December 2011

MY TOP 20 BODYBUILDERS OF 2011: 5-1

5. BRANCH WARREN

Branch Warren I hereby declare you....THE ULTIMATE MUSCLE DADDY!! There was a recent awesome Branch post on the Never 2 Big blog (an amazing blog in case anyone hasn't seen it) where a user called "Cochynolo" left the most awesome comment/description of Branch. Since I would never be able to better it, I'm just gonna save me the time & effort of trying by copying the comment here...

Unreachable, unbeatable, incomparable, irresistible, indescribable. I think Branch is a genuine example of what nature thought when it created a male human. This is the mighty god we should all bow to and worship. Truly exquisite specimen!

Is that not the best and most accurate description of Branch you've ever read?!



 

4. MICHAEL KEFALIANOS

Sorry Michael, Branch has already taken the ultimate muscle daddy title, you can be...THE ULTIMATE GREEK MUSCLE DADDY instead! Michael and his purple posing trunks, bowling biceps & huge juicy daddy glutes have had a busy year. He's competed in 7 major bodybuilding shows, his biggest victory coming 3rd at the Australian Pro Grand Prix. Something tells me Michael won't be hanging up those purple trunks (slurp) any time soon!! WOOF fucking WOOF you huge hot nasty bald Greek muscle daddy monstrosity!!







3. PHIL HEATH

2011 was definitely Phil "The Gift" Heath's year. The huge monstrous mountain of thick juicy shredded ripped insanely freaky superhuman MASS beat Jay Cutler and took the tile of Mr Olympia. Something tells me he's gonna be taking that title for quite a few years to come now...






2. CODY LEWIS

Ok Cody might not be the biggest or best bodybuilder out there, but the cuter than cute boyish looks + the sexy bad boy mohawk + the hot hard ripped to fuck muscled bod + the awesome/cheeky/cocky posing = a young American bodybuilder made in Muscle Heaven!







1. ROBERT BURNEIKA

So here it is. Out of all the huge pro bodybuilding monsters, the lesser known but still shockingly big/ripped amateur guys, the young muscle cuties, the hot muscle daddies, the Russian BEASTS, the butch British lads and the American pretty boys, my favourite bodybuilding muscle freak of the past year is....Mr Rob "Look At The Fucking Size of My Monstrous Arms Watch Me Pump Those Massive Fucking Guns With The Shit Hottest Cheeky/Arrogant/Cocky Expressions On My Cute But Masculine Face And Yes You're Right My Warm/Cheeky/Bright/Nice Guy Personality Is Almost As Big As The Size Of My Phenomenally HUGE Beastly Roided Muscle Packed TANK Of A Body" Burneika!!






3 comments:

  1. You have excellent taste in muscle. Rob Burneika a very deserved no.1

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  2. yes, I have mastered with bated breath to each one of them

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  3. Thank you for acknowledging my Branch comment. I'm very grateful for your kind gesture. Mr. Kefalianos deserved his place in this line up. He's an adorable muscle daddy.

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