ANSWER: PACO "I'M A FUCKING FREAK" BAUTISTA!
QUESTION #2: Which bodybuilder is so freakishly huge it's a miracle his feet haven't swollen up like apples with the pressure of carrying around the mass of monstrous muscle attached them?
ANSWER: PACO "LOOK AT THE FUCKING STATE OF THIS MIDDLE FINGER TO GOD I HAVE THE CHEEK TO CALL MY BODY" BAUTISTA!
QUESTION #3: Which bodybuilder is so outrageously monstrous he looks as though he is physically incapable of scrubbing his back, cleaning his teeth, or wiping his arse?
ANSWER: PACO "WHEN YOU DIE AND GO TO HEAVEN IT'S ME WHO'LL BE AWAITING YOU AT THE PEARLY GATES IN NOTHING BUT A PAIR OF SHINY RED POSING TRUNKS" BAUTISTA!