Sunday, 13 November 2011

PACO BAUTISTA: MUSCLE FREAK FROM HEAVEN

QUESTION #1: Which bodybuilder is so grotesquely muscular he looks as though he has extra muscles in his arms and legs no other human being has?

ANSWER: PACO "I'M A FUCKING FREAK" BAUTISTA!

QUESTION #2: Which bodybuilder is so freakishly huge it's a miracle his feet haven't swollen up like apples with the pressure of carrying around the mass of monstrous muscle attached them?

ANSWER: PACO "LOOK AT THE FUCKING STATE OF THIS MIDDLE FINGER TO GOD I HAVE THE CHEEK TO CALL MY BODY" BAUTISTA!

QUESTION #3: Which bodybuilder is so outrageously monstrous he looks as though he is physically incapable of scrubbing his back, cleaning his teeth, or wiping his arse?

ANSWER: PACO "WHEN YOU DIE AND GO TO HEAVEN IT'S ME WHO'LL BE AWAITING YOU AT THE PEARLY GATES IN NOTHING BUT A PAIR OF SHINY RED POSING TRUNKS" BAUTISTA!
































3 comments:

  1. I will gladly apply for the ass wiping job if he's incapable of doing that and needs someone who would do that with pure passion.

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  2. Yes, he's huge and sexy, but it's not aesthetically pleasing muscle. This, and the hometown bias, is probably why he never places too well in the US

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  3. Six from the bottom of this gallery had me drooling. What a trinity of sheer muscle perfection. Three reasons to cum and cum and cum!

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