I'm thinking of writing to Joe Weider to suggest a new bodybuilding pose be incorporated into next year's Mr Olympia. It's a really simple pose called the "Back Glute Spread", in which the monstrous mass of muscle freaks onstage turn their backs to the audience, either tuck their posing trunks right into the crack of their hard freaky glutes or pull them down so they're resting just under their cheeks to show their butt naked glutes, and then they simply tense their huge hard freaky striated hams as hard as they can!! Some of the bodybuilders would, naturally, start to get cocky and crank up the attitude during the pose, some would point to their insanely hard huge glutes, others would cheekily start tapping them, whilst the real cocky fuckers would outragouesly start giving their cheeks big hard noisy SLAPS!! Some may even cheekily start looking over their (huge) shoulders and down trying to get a good old look at their freaky pumped glutes from Heaven, nodding their heads as if to say "yeah baby...that's the fucking shit right there", grunting, groaning and arrogantly yelling out a big cocky "YEAH"!! What do you guys think??