Friday, 30 December 2011


The moment I really started to love Robert Burneika was when I saw him on the 2010 NPC Nationals pump room DVD from USAMuscle. I was just completely blown away by the sight of this bald headed BEAST pumping up his ridiculously huge, monstrous arms, which looked almost as wide as his head!! He kept pump pump pumping those huge guns, looking down at them, every now and then aggressively gritting his teeth, grunting and growling, and at 1 point even exclaimed "let's get those guns pumped"!! The camera kept closing in on his HUGE hard superhuman muscle mass twitching and flexing and tensing, as he pumped and pumped to get as big and freaky as possible before he strutted his stuff on the stage and flexed and posed for an audience of admirers grappling with their feelings of awe, arousal, fear, and envy. And all the time he was pumping and posing his huge freaky BEEF in that pump room, between the grunts and growls, he had an awesome/friendly/cheeky banter going on with Nicki Henry (Dave Henry's wife) who was tanning him up, showing off his awesome/cheeky/friendly/warm/nice guy personality! Rob just clearly loves being an absolute monstrous muscle freak of nature/Muscle GOD sent from Heaven. Guess what Rob? We fucking love it too!!

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Wednesday, 28 December 2011


There are tons of awesome muscle videos on YouTube, but every now and then I'll come across a video which just completely blows me away. A video I'll watch with my eyeballs popping out of my head while thinking "FUCK this is amazing and so fucking horny I might literally explode at any give second". I'll usually watch these kind of videos over and over for a little while, then store it away before coming across it again one day to re-discover just how amazing, awesome, horny and ball emptying it is!!

Below are 5 of those videos (click on the video names for links to YouTube if you prefer to watch the videos there)!

Noisy bodybuilders drive me fucking INSANE!! If there's 1 thing which tips me over the edge, it's a huge muscle freak squeezing flexing and posing while shouting, yelling, grunting or groaning like a fucking animal!! It's totally unnecessary which is one of the reasons I love it so much! Any bodybuilder making noise on stage is blatantly just doing it for effect/attention (like they fucking need anymore of that). It's just so outrageous, in your face, nasty, arrogant, it's the ultimate display of a cocky bodybuilder, shouting/screaming/yelling/grunting/groaning as they squeeze their huge, pumped, superhuman, superior, freaky, muscle mass. FUCK. YES! Grrrrrrrrrr!!!

I watched this video having never heard of Mohamed before so my initial thoughts were "who the FUCK is this absolute MONSTER drenched in the most perfect tan and oil and will I ever see anything as hot as this in life ever again"?!! Mohamed is one of those guys who is so huge and PUMPED he looks like someone has shoved a bicycle pump up his hot muscled ass and just gone hell for leather pump pump pumping him up until he almost bursts!!

This is a bit of a classic for me! The reason I love it so much is because Gustavo Baddell is so fucking arrogant and shouts out really loud with almost every pose he hits!! King Kamali decides to get in on the action too, acting like an absolute animal and letting out a huge yell as he squeezes a big Most Muscular during the posedown!


Antoine & Tony Searle in competition condition, huge and ripped posing as the camera closes in on the shredded freaky muscle. Absolutely incredible video, the highlight being Antoine squeezing out a big freaky muscle popping vein erupting Most Muscular starting at 1:16 with that cocky "eat shit" expression on his handsome face. Listen very closely for the hot grunt at around 1:18. Insanely HOT!!

An outstanding comparisons vid from the 2011 Australian Grand Pix Pro. The stand out guys for me here are Ben Pakulski, Dennis Wolf and Johnnie Jackson. Some of my favourite parts below the video...

1:13 - Jackson V Wolf side chest. They both look insanely pumped huge and awesome, both brimming with fucking attitude, but I LOVE it when Wolf, face arrogantly scrunched, does the mouth "SNAP" as he hits the pose!!

1:46 - Wolf throws his arms behind his head, arrogantly nods then BAM hits the pose, as Jackson hisses like a fucking snake, and some chap in the audience bellows "WOOLF...WOOLF".

3:19 - Ben bigs up the crowd, that insane/arrogant/crazy look on his face before going into a big Most Muscular, letting out a big arrogant "hooooo" sound and then squeeeeezing the beef hard.

3:22 - Time for Jackson & Wolf to squeeze their BIG Most Musculars whilst making crazy/horny/HOT little grunts. Am I in Noisy Muscle Heaven??

3:26 - Wolf opens his mouth wide, nasty aggressive expression on his face and lets out a mean nasty arrogant "aaaahhhhh" as he squeezes the beef like he's gonna pop at any moment. A-MA-ZING!!

Monday, 26 December 2011



Branch Warren I hereby declare you....THE ULTIMATE MUSCLE DADDY!! There was a recent awesome Branch post on the Never 2 Big blog (an amazing blog in case anyone hasn't seen it) where a user called "Cochynolo" left the most awesome comment/description of Branch. Since I would never be able to better it, I'm just gonna save me the time & effort of trying by copying the comment here...

Unreachable, unbeatable, incomparable, irresistible, indescribable. I think Branch is a genuine example of what nature thought when it created a male human. This is the mighty god we should all bow to and worship. Truly exquisite specimen!

Is that not the best and most accurate description of Branch you've ever read?!



Sorry Michael, Branch has already taken the ultimate muscle daddy title, you can be...THE ULTIMATE GREEK MUSCLE DADDY instead! Michael and his purple posing trunks, bowling biceps & huge juicy daddy glutes have had a busy year. He's competed in 7 major bodybuilding shows, his biggest victory coming 3rd at the Australian Pro Grand Prix. Something tells me Michael won't be hanging up those purple trunks (slurp) any time soon!! WOOF fucking WOOF you huge hot nasty bald Greek muscle daddy monstrosity!!


2011 was definitely Phil "The Gift" Heath's year. The huge monstrous mountain of thick juicy shredded ripped insanely freaky superhuman MASS beat Jay Cutler and took the tile of Mr Olympia. Something tells me he's gonna be taking that title for quite a few years to come now...


Ok Cody might not be the biggest or best bodybuilder out there, but the cuter than cute boyish looks + the sexy bad boy mohawk + the hot hard ripped to fuck muscled bod + the awesome/cheeky/cocky posing = a young American bodybuilder made in Muscle Heaven!


So here it is. Out of all the huge pro bodybuilding monsters, the lesser known but still shockingly big/ripped amateur guys, the young muscle cuties, the hot muscle daddies, the Russian BEASTS, the butch British lads and the American pretty boys, my favourite bodybuilding muscle freak of the past year is....Mr Rob "Look At The Fucking Size of My Monstrous Arms Watch Me Pump Those Massive Fucking Guns With The Shit Hottest Cheeky/Arrogant/Cocky Expressions On My Cute But Masculine Face And Yes You're Right My Warm/Cheeky/Bright/Nice Guy Personality Is Almost As Big As The Size Of My Phenomenally HUGE Beastly Roided Muscle Packed TANK Of A Body" Burneika!!

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