Wednesday, 22 April 2015

10 MORE INSANELY HOT PAIRS OF POSING TRUNKS!

One of the my personal favourite posts that I've published on the blog was my "10 Insanely Hot Pairs of Posing Trunks" post from last year, featuring ten pairs of outrageously shiny, indecently tiny, brilliantly coloured posing trunks. A follow up was always inevitable and no doubt could have been posted before now, but I'm glad I waited as there seems to have been a fair amount of lads wearing some ridiculously hot posing trunks recently, some of which are, of course, included here!


So here goes with another nine (one particular bodybuilder appears twice!) lads who have awesome fucking taste in brilliantly coloured, outrageously shaped, incredibly hot posing trunks...

#1. SANTI ARAGON'S SHINY RED GLUTE HUGGERS

Ridiculously gorgeous (as per usual!) looks? Check! Insanely shredded conditioning (ripped glutes, Christmas tree back, the works!) on an incredible, never looked fucking better physique? Check! A pair of THE most outrageously fucking shiny, impossibly bright, gorgeously shaped and cut, off the chart fucking HOT pair of red bleedin' posing trunks ever caught hugging a dry as a bone, inhumanely shredded, line decorated ass for prejudging?! CHEEEECKK!! And who and what the hell am I talking about? Only uber-hot class winning/pro card earning Latin-American super freak Santi Aragon at last year's 2014 NPC Nationals! LOOK AT THOSE SHINY RED FUCKERS!! Leave it to Santi to live up to his reputation of choosing brilliant and outrageously hot posing trunks!









Look at that cheeky and outrageous face scrunch expression as he cranks that side chest like HMPPPFFF! Hehe!! FUCKING LOVE IT!!





#2. SAMUEL DIXON'S GORGEOUS GOLDEN POSERS

Anyone who caught my post on Canadian bodybuilder Sam Dixon a few months back will a) know just how much I bloody love him! b) be familiar with his absurdly handsome looks and incredibly conditioned and gorgeously shredded bod c) be familiar with his ridiculously sized and outrageously huge fucking ASS (GOD I LOVE THAT ASS!!) and d) be familiar with the indecently tiny (straps like fucking dental floss!!), crazily cut, and BRILLIANTLY coloured golden fucking posing trunks!! FUCK YEAH SAM!!











Oh God! Oh Jesus! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT!!








#3. GUY CISTERNINO'S SHINY PINK SLURPERS

Serial face scruncher and 212 pro veteran Guy Cisternino isn't exactly a stranger to stepping on stage in brightly coloured, brilliantly shiny, super slurpy posing trunks, but none have been quite as outrageously hot as the pair he wore at last year's IFBB San Marino Pro! A typically packed out (Guy's not exactly the smallest of lads in that department is he?? Hehe!) pair of inexplicably shiny, fantastically coloured metallic PINK (FUCK YEAH!) posing trunks which just so happened to be some of *the* hottest posers I think I've ever seen in that particular awesome and highly popular colour!!








#4. DENNIS ARNOLD'S BRIGHT BLUE SHINERS

23 year old Dennis Arnold from Germany. Adorably cute boyish looks, nicely conditioned and impressively muscular physique, and the owner of one pair of ridiculously fucking shiny, rather nicely filled (hehe) slurp-tastic bright blue posing trunks, which, looking at his pics, he likes to wear and waddle about it in public flexing next to men in Mickey Mouse costumes (hehe) as much as he does when he's flexing it up on a bodybuilding stage!






#5. MARC-ANTOINE ANDRADE'S TINY BLACK TRUNKS

Anyone who's read my previous posing trunk posts will probably know that I'm not the biggest fan of black posers! For the most part I just find them kind of dull, but occasionally there are exceptions to that rule and every now and then a pair of black trunks will come along that I happen to find incredibly fucking hot! One such pair being the inexplicably shiny and ridiculously sized rubbery looking black numbers worn by Canadian muscle daddy(ish!) Marc-Antoine Andrade at last year's IFBB North Americans! Barely-there dental floss-esque straps, a teeny tiny shiny as shit inverted pyramid at the rear (just about making up for the fact that the dude literally has no arse!) and crazily cut at the front which look like they were tailor made purely to show off Marc's dangly bits in the most outrageous fashion! Oh and of course Marc's a bit of a sexy woofster too!







#6. BRAD ROWE'S SHINY PURPLE POSERS

No list of hot posing trunks would be complete without a pair of posers owned by absurdly gorgeous American bodybuilder Brad Rowe (my original "10 Hot Trunks" post included his bright blue trunks which are *still* some of the hottest posers of that colour I've ever seen on a bodybuilder)! There were a couple of contenders for this list (I think it's fair to say Mr Rowe rather likes his posing trunks!) but the winning choice had to be the shiny purple slurpers he pulled up his monstrously thick, crazily shredded quads and over his gorgeously ripped glutes at last year's Europa Pheonix Pro!






#7. SANTI ARAGON'S BRIGHT YELLOW TRUNKS

Not content with ripping up the stage at last year's NPC Nationals in one pair of brilliantly coloured, outrageously shiny, and incredibly hot pairs of posing trunks (and showing all of the other competitors exactly how you do posers!!), Santi Aragon packed an equally as hot (possibly even hotter - I haven't quite made my mind up yet!) pair of trunks than his bright red pre-judging posers which also made it on this list for the evening show, tearing up the stage in his inhumanely shredded, mind-blowing condition with his part classic, part contemporary posing style and displaying some of *the* craziest, cockiest and most animated tude of all the competitors of the show (I have it downloaded from USAMuscle so I can confidently make that statement) in a pair of absurdly hot, bright yellow, ripped glute hugging posing trunks!!








#8. AMIT SAPIR'S BRIGHT RED POSERS

The second pair of red posing trunks to feature on this list are those worn by Middle Eastern pro muscle bull Amit Sapir, who competed in the 212 classes of a number of shows last year! Most of those shows saw Amit hitting the stage in the below pair of ultra shiny, impressively filled out(!), slurp worthy bright red posing trunks!!








#9. KAROL MALECKI'S SHINY GOLD NUMBERS

You might be forgiven for not knowing who this rather cute (he might not be to everyone's taste but I actually think he's fucking gorgeous!) Polish bodybuilder (who's not as young as he looks!) is. You may, however, recognise him (and/or the trunks!!) from a big post I did last year covering the 2014 IFBB World Championships, where Karol (all of about 4'2 of him…hehe!) stepped on stage in a pair of the most gorgeous fucking golden coloured, beautifully cut, shiny as shit posing trunks, which, despite being bested by another pair of golden posers worn by a certain young Canadian bodybuilder, more than deserve a spot in this post!!

 




#10. KEVIN LA GRUTTA'S SHINY BLUE POSERS

I haven't featured much of young German bodybuilder Kevin La Grutta on the blog, which is kind of absurd given that he's rather gorgeous and packing one seriously awesome and impressively shredded (check out those fucking quads!!) physique. There's one main reason why this relatively unknown and fairly low key bodybuilder has stuck in my mind though. A few years ago he stepped on stage with ridiculously handsome fellow German muscle boy Tim Budesheim in what has to be one of *the* shiniest (seriously...look how fucking shiny those things are!!) and undoubtedly one of the hottest pairs of bright blue posing trunks I've ever seen on a crazily conditioned muscle lad!!









And much like the original post, below is an included poll asking you to vote for your favourite pair of featured posing trunks! 

Links to my previous posing trunk posts:











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